Power is out. Let's play a story creation game.

[WickedFog]

Finish the sentence of the person posting before you, then start another, but leave it a partial sentence for someone else to finish. So to start, the beginning sentence is:

I was walking through the park, minding my own business when...

My response:
...a ferret ran up my pants leg and started towards the family jewels.

Caught by surprise and scared s##tless, I grabbed my junk and started hopping up and down, just as a...

Continue the story.

 

[Tunedfrog]

laundry problem soon followed, and then.....

 

[pug]

i ran to the nearest convenience store to buy...

 

[Iowa_dude]

A bag of tater chips, but they only had ruffles. so I refused and threw myself out. Later that day I seen a rocket ship that looked just like a big...

 

[WickedFog]

Mushroom.

Still craving a snack and a clean pair of underwear, I headed off to...

 

[Kimmie28]

Walmart. I search for my underwear and a snack but ended up in

 

[WickedFog]

The toy area where I bought myself a New Bright RC.

New RC in hand, I headed back to the park to...

 

[ground_zero298]

Do some shady stuff for batteries for my new rc. While in the middle of making my battery money

 

[WickedFog]

this guy with a rubber mask, a set of bbq tongs, and a cabbage patch doll was just staring at me in a really weird way. So I got out of the kitty cat costume and...

 

[Tunedfrog]

bit the end of my tail off just to....

 

[Xraycer]

bit the end of my tail off just to....

....use it as nunchuk, against rubber mask dude and his zombie posse. I put on my best Bruce Lee kittychuk display and proceeded to.......

 

[Iowa_dude]

Proceed to a liquor store for a bottle of bourbon and all they had was ruffles potato chips stacked where the bottles should be, I slammed the door as I existed when all of a sudden...

 

[STONER RC]

The owner yelled out sorry... you opened my munchy door. As a large cloud of smoke came from the back. What are you looking for he asked when

 

[Iowa_dude]

I ordered spec specific shocks and they came wrong. Enough to kill the mood. Hope your power is on. I'm fkin pissed off.

 

[Tunedfrog]

Oh, come on dude, don't destroy @WickedFog thread.

 

[Doom!]

The owner yelled out sorry... you opened my munchy door. As a large cloud of smoke came from the back. What are you looking for he asked when

I decided to give the guy a break, I then asked if he had any of the Iguana flavored beef jerky I'd been hearing so much about, if so....

 

[Hammer Down]

I decided to give the guy a break, I then asked if he had any of the Iguana flavored beef jerky I'd been hearing so much about, if so....

I’ll take a pound. And what’s that stuff floating around in the jar? Looks mighty…

 

[Doom!]

Tempting, do you happen to have mayonaise in the gallon tub, I need to.....

 

[Sebkauff]

Give my son a bath after he got into...

 

[Hammer Down]

The skunk ball pit, over at the new…