Help me out here, dont let me lose my man card!

[RLB454]

So hear me out, my wife really likes bath salts and those long tub soaks, so she got me some manly bath salts (at least thats what the package says) for Christmas. I finally tried it after getting back from a high effort bike ride. I hear its really supposed to help the athletic types. It has definitely relaxed me!
Anyways, because I worry that if word gets out that I enjoyed a nice soak, I might have to turn in my man card (I think I am ok for a couple days since dinner tonight has bacon as an ingredient, and I am teaching a pistol class this weekend). So hear is my question, anyone have a micro rc speed boat that would be good for a manly bath? Something thats powerfull enough to put up a mini rooster tail? I told my wife, and she loves the idea...yay! I have approval for another rc!

So help me out, whats a good one?

Oh, and dont worry, I will watch the "delicate" areas of the tub when running it. Hey, maybe a scale caution bouy would come in handy??

 

[Ritz413]

You have to ditch the man card and fully commit to this plan if you go that way. You can never lose Interest.....the resale on boat you take in the tub with you is gonna be low....really low....lower...keep going

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

a boat that may have crashed into a wang has zero resale value.

 

[RLB454]

a boat that may have crashed into a wang has zero resale value.

Thats why the scale caution bouy would be handy

 

[Ritz413]

Thats why the scale caution bouy would be handy

Like a rubber....with a hole in both ends....worthless

 

[ferrebee88]

Hey, do you remember that time you lost half your d**k to an rc boat?


Maybe you should go with this
https://www.amazon.com/Robo-Alive-A...1773371607&sprefix=pets+alive+,aps,202&sr=8-2

 

[Xraycer]

When you drop off your man-card, you'll get this complimentary departing gift.....

 

[Lucifur10]

Your idea sounds a little "dinghy"!

 

[Xraycer]

This would be more fitting....

 

[CreepyQuarryCrawler]

First rule about Bath Time is you do not speak about Bath Time.

 

[Xraycer]

First rule about Bath Time is you do not speak about Bath Time.

Proof!

 

[Chubaka]

I think your sposed to lick or sniff them.

 

[Tunedfrog]

In cases like this, "pics or it did not happen" is not required.
Good luck with this one bro. A jet boat could be a bit safer for the genital bouy.

 

[Chubaka]

In cases like this, "pics or it did not happen" is not required.
Good luck with this one bro. A jet boat could be a bit safer for the genital bouy.

It blew the meat off tge bone.

 

[Ritz413]

In cases like this, "pics or it did not happen" is not required.
Good luck with this one bro. A jet boat could be a bit safer for the genital bouy.

I'm just impressed no one has gone after the request for a micro boat......
And SCALE caution bouy.

 

[Xraycer]

I'm just impressed no one has gone after the request for a micro boat......
And SCALE caution bouy.

A micro boat would also make the buoy look much, much larger.

 

[CreepyQuarryCrawler]

A micro boat would also make the buoy look much, much larger.

Assumptions were made.

 

[RLB454]

I knew I could count on you guys, you crack me up

Serious about a little boat though, and c'mon, you all know you want one now too!

 

[biggman100]

Here's one for you:

https://a.co/d/0hpCGQOO

Or, what about this one:

https://ebay.us/m/mRnwtn

Perfect timing though, since I'm looking for something for kids to run in a small pool, so I've looked at a few, mostly cheap Amazon ones.

 

[Doom!]

Serious about a little boat though, and c'mon, you all know you want one now too!

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