Power is out. Let's play a story creation game.

[WickedFog]

blow toddlers over as they pass by. After climbing the rock formations surrounding the red-assed baboons, the 1/14 Panzer tanks fired off a volley of plastic pellet bb's at the squirrel fortress, causing the squirrels to...

 

[Kimmie28]

Nut up and gain the trust of the groundhogs and chipmunks. They used the groundhogs to hollow out the ground under the tanks and the chipmunks to

 

[RET4RD]

use 1/14 scale tank destroyers to blast the Panzers to oblivion, using Pringles cans for ammunition. When they ran out of Pringles...

 

[Doom!]

They dug out the Capn' Crunch knowing that the sharp edges would be lethal, meanwhile, the squirrels were cutting a behind the scenes deal in china town with Ahh Choo the nefarious crime lord who is about to agree to....

 

[WickedFog]

give up the names of the crew responsible for the disappearance of the Rat Pack gang leader "Tommy Two Tails".

Meanwhile, I contacted my own muscle, and brought in the "Dirty Brady Bunch" to leverage a quick and speedy...

 

[Doom!]

End to this madness, Greg and Marsha were taking lead on the action, when Jan went into a hissy fit and started ranting "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!" why don't I ever get to take the lead? she ran off screaming, when Cyndi said....

 

[WickedFog]

Thailboat! Just then Buddy Henton popped up from behind a bush yelling "baby talk, baby talk, baby talk" while sending a swarm of crazy rabid squirrels running after her. Furious, Bobby grabbed the transmitter for the tank platoon and...

 

[ground_zero298]

Started making love to it. The squirrels stopped dead in their tracks and just stared at him giving that transmitter the smallest double a it has ever seen. After 5-10 seconds the squirrels realized

 

[Doom!]

They had an advantage and hurled a football, hitting Marsha right in the nose! With Marsha out of the game, the squirrels had to move fast so they .....

 

[ground_zero298]

Could escape Bobby and his transmitter for fear it was about to transmit on them. But as they turned to flee they noticed Bobby spun around staring at all the blood. They then put 1 and 3 together and realized he was a vampire. Fearing for their life juice they

 

[Doom!]

Ran to cross the street to escape Vampire Bobby, not knowing that was his plan all along. Vampire Bobby knew that once a squirrel tries to cross the street they can't make up their mind, so now Vampire Bobby snatched the squirrels up inside a bag while they were confused and.....

 

[WickedFog]

dumped them over the neighbor's fence, who had a Doug... err, I mean dog.

Doug chased them across the cheap, barely used playground set where the squirrels used the slide to make their getaway, just before Doug...

 

[ground_zero298]

started shaking and growing muscles. They then realized Doug was not just a normal dog at all. In reality he was a

 

[Tunedfrog]

sophisticated saphire snake looking for a....

 

[WickedFog]

truckload of dead rats. While all this comotion was taking place, the cops showed up, likely called by those pesky...

 

[ground_zero298]

Aliens. Who like to play overlord all the time while

 

[WickedFog]

taking a break from all those cow mutilations and anal probe upgrades. The cops rounded everybody up in a big box truck and hauled us all off to...

 

[ground_zero298]

The traxxas assembly factory. Where we were forced to build rc’s with no thread locker or instructions. Billy had built 2 bandits by the time little Stevie

 

[WickedFog]

figured out how to get a Traxxas 2075 servo to make a full sweep without stripping a gear. Meanwhile, the Mandarin speaking ball and chain just stood there complaining about...

 

[ground_zero298]

Peace makers upside down dove of peace on his rifle. He quickly looked away but not before