The Daily Rant Thread

[Suburban_Hooligan]

What the heck did you eat before you went to bed?

pizza

 

[Doom!]

pizza

What kind of shrooms did they put on it?

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

What kind of shrooms did they put on it?

no mushrooms. was pepperoni and sausage. thin crust.

 

[Xraycer]

had a weird ass dream this morning like 5 times in a row.
was naked, walking at a race track (drag strip) behind the starting line realized i was naked and need cloths so i started walking back to my hotel. i pass a venders row, lots of groups of people and ether pass 3 naked chicks that looks like Shannon Elizabeth in American Pie who were slightly bashful about being naked. or David Freiburger who cracked wise at me for being naked. so i walk down this venders row and come up on a booth for a VW parts shop i go to frequently, and I'm like hold up, i better get my guitar (i do own a guitar i just can't play it for crap anymore) so i go into there booth which was empty, and get my guitar. then proceed to head to the hotel, get dressed and go back to the track.
i woke up like what. the. frick. was. that? easily the weirdest dream iv had so far this year.

I've never had a dream that made any sense.

 

[Xraycer]

What the heck did you eat before you went to bed?

I hear certain teas will give certain people crazy dreams.

 

[Chubaka]

I hear certain teas will give certain people crazy dreams.

Especially if the wookie is the bartender.

 

[9x19]

yes

Were you in better shape and more endowed than IRL?
If not, that's just weird!

 

[Chubaka]

Were you in better shape and more endowed than IRL?
If not, that's just weird!

I picture the claymation scene from Harold and Kumar

 

[DavidB1126]

Nice

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

Were you in better shape and more endowed than IRL?
If not, that's just weird!

slightly and no need

 

[CertifiedMike]

Nice

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You got HOSED!!!

 

[9x19]

I picture the claymation scene from Harold and Kumar

I was thinking more along the lines of

RIP John Candy

 

[paytonimusrex]

hello everyone long time no talk, I haven’t really been doing much just been busy with life, starting next weekend I need to work on getting my slash finished out back together, it’s been sitting with the front end disassembled since november I want to get that all cleaned up finally so it’s ready to race, I need to get this body finished cutting out and then painted maybe pay someone local to paint for me so I have a new body ready for race season, I also need to get this drift car built and fitted out finally so I can go have fun with that, on top of wanting to get a truggy for racing as well, I got a lot of stuff I need to do

 

[Xraycer]

hello everyone long time no talk, I haven’t really been doing much just been busy with life, starting next weekend I need to work on getting my slash finished out back together, it’s been sitting with the front end disassembled since november I want to get that all cleaned up finally so it’s ready to race, I need to get this body finished cutting out and then painted maybe pay someone local to paint for me so I have a new body ready for race season, I also need to get this drift car built and fitted out finally so I can go have fun with that, on top of wanting to get a truggy for racing as well, I got a lot of stuff I need to do

Glad to have you back, dude!

 

[9x19]

hello everyone long time no talk, I haven’t really been doing much just been busy with life, starting next weekend I need to work on getting my slash finished out back together, it’s been sitting with the front end disassembled since november I want to get that all cleaned up finally so it’s ready to race, I need to get this body finished cutting out and then painted maybe pay someone local to paint for me so I have a new body ready for race season, I also need to get this drift car built and fitted out finally so I can go have fun with that, on top of wanting to get a truggy for racing as well, I got a lot of stuff I need to do

Nice to see you again.

 

[Doom!]

hello everyone long time no talk, I haven’t really been doing much just been busy with life, starting next weekend I need to work on getting my slash finished out back together, it’s been sitting with the front end disassembled since november I want to get that all cleaned up finally so it’s ready to race, I need to get this body finished cutting out and then painted maybe pay someone local to paint for me so I have a new body ready for race season, I also need to get this drift car built and fitted out finally so I can go have fun with that, on top of wanting to get a truggy for racing as well, I got a lot of stuff I need to do

You can tell us the truth, a lot of people hybernate for the winter.

 

[paytonimusrex]

You can tell us the truth, a lot of people hybernate for the winter.

I just been gaming and working all winter lol

 

[Xraycer]

You can tell us the truth, a lot of people hybernate for the winter.

I didn't know ghosts hibernates

 

[332_RC]

Is today a USPS holiday?

Nope. Everyday is.

 

[CertifiedMike]

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Nope. Everyday is.

UPS clearly did the right thing by hiring Mike!