The Daily Rant Thread

[xjtorc]

Tell me why
When I put a Jimmy Dean sandwich in the microwave
Put it on for 2 minutes
The cheese and sausage are burning hot and are melting
But the egg is still cold
How

wrap that sucker in a moist paper towel and turn the microwave power down to fitty percent.

Man. I'm hungry.

 

[DavidB1126]

wrap that sucker in a moist paper towel and turn the microwave power down to fitty percent.

Too much prep

 

[Xraycer]

Tell me why
When I put a Jimmy Dean sandwich in the microwave
Put it on for 2 minutes
The cheese and sausage are burning hot and are melting
But the egg is still cold
How

Heat the egg by itself for 30 sec first. Then put everything back together and mic for 1min. Amateur!

 

[Doom!]

Tell me why
When I put a Jimmy Dean sandwich in the microwave
Put it on for 2 minutes
The cheese and sausage are burning hot and are melting
But the egg is still cold
How

These are the kinds of problems you don't have when you eat Capn' Crunch!

 

[xjtorc]

Wife and I are going to court tomorrow for a final protective order against a psychotic neighbor who screamed threats at my wife in front of my kids playing outside. Then followed up the threats with two separate visits to our house in the middle of the night to write slander about my 10-year-old daughter on the sidewalk in front of our house and to throw trash in our yard. There's way more to the story, but I despise drama, so I'll leave it at that. Just wish us luck, please!

 

[xjtorc]

These are the kinds of problems you don't have when you eat Capn' Crunch!

The problem I have when I eat Cap'n is hunger... 20 minutes later lol

 

[Xraycer]

The problem I have when I eat Cap'n is hunger... 20 minutes later lol

Apparently, you're just not eating enough per sitting.

 

[xjtorc]

Apparently, you're just not eating enough per sitting.

My wife would vehemently disagree with that statement. She was utterly shocked at what I considered a serving of cereal when we first started dating. My parents raised me right, what can I say!?

 

[Xraycer]

These are the kinds of problems you don't have when you eat Capn' Crunch!

The problem Capn' Crunch eaters have is a shredded roof of the mouth.

 

[Xraycer]

My wife would vehemently disagree with that statement. She was utterly shocked at what I considered a serving of cereal when we first started dating. My parents raised me right, what can I say!?

Yes, pouring milk straight into a full family sized box of cereal can be viewed as suspect and raise red flags.

 

[xjtorc]

Yes, pouring milk straight into a full family sized box of cereal can be viewed as suspect and raise red flags.

yeah, well.....

 

[RustyUs]

Yes, pouring milk straight into a full family sized box of cereal can be viewed as suspect and raise red flags.

I ain't gonna lie, I've done that before. Okay, it probably wasn't a family size box... that's two servings.

I also did that before.

 

[WickedFog]

T-Mobile has yet again sent me a bill I do not owe them, and now instead of lying and telling me it will drop off on the next billing cycle, they are saying I actually owe them. I just filed a complaint with all the evidence to the Better Business Bureau. First time I have ever had to do that.

Word to the wise - look at their reviews on Trust Pilot. If you are a customer, cover your butt, take acreenshots of EVERY TRANSACTION with these criminals. Lying, no good, piece of shiit company there. I can control my anger on customer service calls, but the last guy hung up on me after a few well placed F-bombs.

Do not EVER do business with T-Mobile guys. As God as my witness, they are nothing short of con artists, and it blows my mind they have gotten away with this so many times.

 

[Ritz413]

Yes, pouring milk straight into a full family sized box of cereal can be viewed as suspect and raise red flags.

It's heavy cream that goes on cereal if ya know what's good for ya

 

[Ritz413]

Stopped in the truckstop diner today for coffee during these trying times with daylight business hours. The days of a sit down meal at 3am with a waitress to go are long gone. I'm not getting anything there to go I saw in the daylight today.

 

[Chubaka]

Heat the egg by itself for 30 sec first. Then put everything back together and mic for 1min. Amateur!

See above response.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

do to road construction iv been having to take another way to work (a way i used to take before other road construction and a new slower speed limit) but the street has a park on each side, both with ponds and at certain times of year fills with various kinds of birds. currently geese and ducks. on this street you will occasionally see a roadkill possum, maybe a skunk, an in a very rare occasion racoon. well last week as I'm driving down that street i see a big ass goose standing in the bike lane. just standing there. I'm like wtf. well there was a roadkill goose in the right lane. today, same thing only this time it was a duck just standing in the bike lane. well there's another duck roadkilled in the right lane. literally 50 feet from where the goose was last week. idk what it is but when there's another animal standing there by the dead one its super depressing.

idk what it is, but iv noticed ever sense the city lowered the speed limit there has been more roadkill on that street.

 

[Xraycer]

do to road construction iv been having to take another way to work (a way i used to take before other road construction and a new slower speed limit) but the street has a park on each side, both with ponds and at certain times of year fills with various kinds of birds. currently geese and ducks. on this street you will occasionally see a roadkill possum, maybe a skunk, an in a very rare occasion racoon. well last week as I'm driving down that street i see a big ass goose standing in the bike lane. just standing there. I'm like wtf. well there was a roadkill goose in the right lane. today, same thing only this time it was a duck just standing in the bike lane. well there's another duck roadkilled in the right lane. literally 50 feet from where the goose was last week. idk what it is but when there's another animal standing there by the dead one its super depressing.

idk what it is, but iv noticed ever sense the city lowered the speed limit there has been more roadkill on that street.

I recall hearing something about certain fowls mating for life.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

I recall hearing something about certain fowls mating for life.

iv heard that to. i know swans do. but idk about geese and ducks. knowing that is probably why its such a bummer.

 

[RudyF6]

idk what it is but when there's another animal standing there by the dead one its super depressing.

'Cuz you have a heart.
You don't know how bad I felt to find a toad in a mousetrap in my shop with another one sitting there looking confused...