The Daily Rant Thread

[Speed Chaser]

I wish more placed worked with 13 inch rims, my current rant

 

[Chubaka]

I wish more placed worked with 13 inch rims, my current rant

Those would look funny on my truck.

 

[Xraycer]

I'm the same. Socks boxers pants n shirt soaked first lawn or two. I can't describe sweat that dried and got wet again 5 times. I'm just fat with a dirt that goes back and forth. The alcohol doesn't help.

Hell it's 70°. I walked half mile to a mile. 20 minutes. 10 to the store 19 back. Shirt and bandana is soaked.

Do wookies really need to wear clothes?

 

[Chubaka]

Do wookies really need to wear clothes?

According to animal control they do. Ask me how i know. I can only wear my wookie suit 11pm to 4am when they are closed.

 

[Xraycer]

According to animal control they do. Ask me how i know. I can only wear my wookie suit 11pm to 4am when they are closed.

Let me know if they need me to shoot you a tranquilizer sniper.

 

[Chubaka]

Let me know if they need me to shoot you a tranquilizer sniper.
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4 please. My tolerance is kinda high.

 

[Xraycer]

4 please. My tolerance is kinda high.

I can't find wookie on the tranq dosage reference chart, so I'm just going to use the grizzly dosage.

 

[Chubaka]

I can't find wookie on the tranq dosage reference chart, so I'm just going to use the grizzly dosage.

In that case 5 please. I still have to drive home.

 

[Xraycer]

In that case 5 please.

I'll throw in some Molly as well, for good measures.

 

[Doom!]

I'm the same. Socks boxers pants n shirt soaked first lawn or two. I can't describe sweat that dried and got wet again 5 times. I'm just fat with a dirt that goes back and forth. The alcohol doesn't help.

Hell it's 70°. I walked half mile to a mile. 20 minutes. 10 to the store 19 back. Shirt and bandana is soaked.

Does anyone else here smell wet wookie?

 

[Xraycer]

Does anyone else here smell wet wookie?

I'm guessing that's a smell of somewhere between wet dog and low tide during a heat wave

 

[332_RC]

Can of flat black spray paint at Dollar General =$6.50. Well- it was Krylon

 

[9x19]

Does anyone else here smell wet wookie?

Not my thing... but I won't judge, go ahead and sniff him all you like.

 

[Xraycer]

Not my thing... but I won't judge, go ahead and sniff him all you like.

Not gonna lie: I judge!

 

[Tunedfrog]

Eewwww wet wookie.

 

[Xraycer]

Eewwww wet wookie nookie!

Fixed it for ya!

 

[Chubaka]

Eewwww wet wookie.

Hawk a wookie.

 

[Chubaka]

Not my thing... but I won't judge, go ahead and sniff him all you like.

$5 a whiff.

 

[9x19]

$5 a whiff.

Dude, ease up... his wife is out of work at the moment!

I guess it's a good thing she's already had the operation (s).

 

[paytonimusrex]

I swear my mom has 0 thinking maybe even negative if it’s that’s possible, anyway I will leave it at that, carry on