The Daily Rant Thread

[332_RC]

I grew up with the Jerky Boys, so I call errrrrrrybody “fruitcake”…

OK JERKY!!!

 

[332_RC]

I shave my head. Slick with a razor. I have always had a big thick Goatee. (until a year ago-started shaving my face) No mustache- that's a Von Dutch. Anyways, way back, it got pretty long & thick, & my gf @ the time said, dye it red!! Ok, cool. She helped. It was red. Looked like a Viking. Uh- next morning, it was a Honda left front amber turn signal yellow-red. See it from a mile away. Horrible.

 

[Littlemotor]

I shave my head. Slick with a razor. I have always had a big thick Goatee. (until a year ago-started shaving my face) No mustache- that's a Von Dutch. Anyways, way back, it got pretty long & thick, & my gf @ the time said, dye it red!! Ok, cool. She helped. It was red. Looked like a Viking. Uh- next morning, it was a Honda left front amber turn signal yellow-red. See it from a mile away. Horrible.

I’ve always had a “soul patch” under my bottom lip, and a neatly edged up line along my jawline/chin. NEVER a molestache.. Since the beard-I kept it sans mustache too.. Been rocking one the past month, and between my hair, and the beard that’s exactly what I get constantly now-“a Viking”..

 

[Warby]

I shave my head. Slick with a razor. I have always had a big thick Goatee. (until a year ago-started shaving my face) No mustache- that's a Von Dutch. Anyways, way back, it got pretty long & thick, & my gf @ the time said, dye it red!! Ok, cool. She helped. It was red. Looked like a Viking. Uh- next morning, it was a Honda left front amber turn signal yellow-red. See it from a mile away. Horrible.

My wife doesn't let me have facial hair. She doesn't like it. If I don't shave, she doesn't let me go near her and I can't have that. I'm a man and a man has needs .

It's probably a good thing though as my facial hair is not great. Its a bit patchy and a mix of grey, blonde and a slight hint of ginge.

 

[9x19]

Today, I feel unburdened from what might have been...

 

[Chubaka]

I grew up with the Jerky Boys, so I call errrrrrrybody “fruitcake”…

What were they jrrkin? Nevermind

My wife doesn't let me have facial hair. She doesn't like it. If I don't shave, she doesn't let me go near her and I can't have that. I'm a man and a man has needs .

It's probably a good thing though as my facial hair is not great. Its a bit patchy and a mix of grey, blonde and a slight hint of ginge.

I have an tickle me elmo shirt. He's playing with his stashe and says this might tickle. Some old lady asked me for my picture.

 

[Doom!]

What were they jrrkin? Nevermind
I have an tickle me elmo shirt. He's playing with his stashe and says this might tickle. Some old lady asked me for my picture.

Did you get her number?

 

[Chubaka]

Did you get her number?

She was married. Oh well.

 

[paytonimusrex]

got an ad for these batteries on insta, why do I feel like it’s sketchy either bad battery or you won’t get it at all

https://www.fyrework.ai/collections...d=120207271976580347&ad_id=120213146974580347

 

[Doom!]

got an ad for these batteries on insta, why do I feel like it’s sketchy either bad battery or you won’t get it at all

https://www.fyrework.ai/collections...d=120207271976580347&ad_id=120213146974580347

Well, by their name I would expect big colorful explosions.

 

[Speed Chaser]

got an ad for these batteries on insta, why do I feel like it’s sketchy either bad battery or you won’t get it at all

https://www.fyrework.ai/collections...d=120207271976580347&ad_id=120213146974580347

First used lipos and now IG lipos? I think you wanna set your apartment on fire at this point

 

[paytonimusrex]

First used lipos and now IG lipos? I think you wanna set your apartment on fire at this point

no I didn’t buy either lol

 

[majin]

long hair dont care

 

[Xraycer]

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long hair dont care

Get a haircut, hippie!

 

[Speed Chaser]

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long hair dont care

dollar store aquaman

 

[332_RC]

Annnnd....it's dark

 

[Speed Chaser]

Annnnd....it's dark

Hello, darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk to you about your car's expired warranty

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

I'm cold, the warehouse at work was 59 degrees when i walked in this morning. currently 61. my fingers are frozen and purple and stiff. and my boss just opened the loading door, so now there's a breeze blowing through as well.

 

[Xraycer]

I'm cold, the warehouse at work was 59 degrees when i walked in this morning. currently 61. my fingers are frozen and purple and stiff. and my boss just opened the loading door, so now there's a breeze blowing through as well.

....but, on the bright side: no mosquitos

 

[Doom!]

My warehouse is currently 66F Right where I like it, the boss walked in this morning and said we will have to turn on the heater soon, and I gave him the look! Right now is much better that the 82F in here during the summer.