Power is out. Let's play a story creation game.

[Tunedfrog]

little johnny stepped up with his knowledge. We all know what happened next....

 

[Doom!]

The health inspector showed up and declared that Traxxas' are not edible, and made everyone vacate the premisis. As everone was being ushered out the...

 

[WickedFog]

sweatshop doors, I grabbed a couple TRX6's and an X-Maxx and stuffed them in my pants for safe keeping. As I waddled to my ride, one of the squirrels flipped me off and mouthed the words...

 

[Tunedfrog]

hey dude, is that a monster in your pants or are you just glad to see me? OMG I started to...

 

[WickedFog]

sweat 30 round clips. So to throw them off, I started doing the Macarena, as I made my way to the...

 

[Tunedfrog]

buffet line, they are almost out of belly button lint. The taters looked like...

 

[RET4RD]

little lego tiles, which kids would chop up with a credit card and snort, while i was

 

[Doom!]

starting to feel itchy all over, I realized some of the instant ants were still crawling all over, I started looking for an aardvark to help me out when I heard....

 

[WickedFog]

a Mariachi band playing Johnny Horton's Battle of New Orleans. I tried to Macarena to it, but my right shoe was...

 

[ground_zero298]

Firmly shoved up my ass from a incident last

 

[WickedFog]

weekend when I walked in on a money laundering operation at Xraycer's laundromat, of all places. Every dryer was full of Monopoly money, tumbling and flying around. I wanted to take a ride in one, but during my spin frenzy, my shoe came off and I was impaled. Doom and Xraycer were no help, as they stood there laughing and...

 

[Tunedfrog]

holding up a sign that said, Do not pass go, do not collect $200 dollars. I didn't believe this was fair because....

 

[Doom!]

Because I had a get out of jail free card. I crawled out of the money laundering appliance, and decided to head down to the video store. I then remembered there hasn't been a video store in town for 20 years. This day has just been too much. I decided to head back home when I realized the mail order wife was still following me and muttering something in Chinese. I quickly ducked around a corner to see if I could lose her when a ran smack dab into....

 

[WickedFog]

her previous model, which was owned by a Michael Jackson impersonator. Her name was Billy Jean v3.0, and she had a wicked case of...

 

[Kimmie28]

Hemroids. Man you could smell the fear on her as I looked her in the eye and she started her best Micheal Jackson impersonation. She failed hysterically when

 

[WickedFog]

she tried to do the moonwalk and her right leg fell off. I ran to the parking lot laughing my ass off with @Tunedpipe, @Xraycer, and @Doom! and we all piled into my Pagani Zonda limousine and headed off to buy some...