The Daily Rant Thread

[Beer_Goggles_RC]

what in the hell are they putting in that deodorant?

aluminum chlorohydrate and aluminum sesquichlorohydrate. I use aluminum free deodorant or sometimes even just mineral salts. Smell like hell at the end of the day but nice and gentle

 

[WutUp Clegg]

there was a mosquito in the warehouse after me this morning. odd considering it was a bit to cold for a mosquito but whatever, it didn't bite me. just finished lunch, damn mosquito is in the break room! like wtf. so i had a paranoid lunchbreak. but as far as i can tell no bites.

Not trying to one-up you, but I just killed a mosquito in my office. How the Frick did it get in my office?

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

Not trying to one-up you, but I just killed a mosquito in my office. How the Frick did it get in my office?

I'm going to guess it flew

 

[WutUp Clegg]

Wait a minute. Are you telling me theres a way to measure fart potency? Where do I get that meter? We'll be placing bets at work with it and I'm pretty sure my 2 feet of missing intestine will finally be usefull!!

Just google an H2S meter. They are not cheap, but they would make for a good competition with the boys, and some chicks.

 

[WutUp Clegg]

My pits are sensitive to deodorants also. When I found one that didn't cause a rash, it still made my pits a dark brown. I finally found one that didn't cause any funky reactions. I now use Melaleuca deodorant.

 

[Mrgoodwrench35]

Just google an H2S meter. They are not cheap, but they would make for a good competition with the boys, and some chicks.

I wonder if Guiness has a record?

 

[WutUp Clegg]

I wonder if Guiness has a record?

If they don't, then you can start the challenge.

 

[Beer_Goggles_RC]

I wonder if Guiness has a record?

If they don't, then you can start the challenge.

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[Chubaka]

We had toilet cast iron vent line crack near an office the other day. The lady in the office was crying because the smell was so bad it was causing her to get sick and dizzy. She had to go to the doctors because of it. In the bathroom, the H2S was 1-PPM, which is nothing. Today, we had to have a meeting to discuss this "dangerous" gas and how to prevent it from returning. I said, "If H2S is so dangerous to people, these people should never relieve themselves of fecal matter, should never pass flatus, or be in an area where Flatulence will take place. Also, we better have our wastewater treatment plant workers wear gas masks all the time." The ladies boss told me this was not a time to make jokes or mock the situation. I responded with "Ma'am, I am not making a joke of this. I am just stating the facts. To be make this as simple as possible, H2S is the exact thing as a fart." The room got really silent, the City Manager chuckled, and the Risk manager said I was right.

 

[DavidB1126]

Gassy

 

[Xraycer]

 

[Serea71]

We have to put down one of our cats on Saturday (No it’s not my Bengal, we also have a very old black cat) I don’t want to do it but I can tell he is in too much pain. He hasn’t been himself for about a year. I don’t want him to suffer anymore.

 

[9x19]

 

[Doom!]

Tried a different deodorant because I was in a pinch and it left a red rash on my armpits ow. I stopped using it and got the deodorant I usually get but ow it hurts.

I've had that problem before.

Not trying to one-up you, but I just killed a mosquito in my office. How the Frick did it get in my office?

On wings of fury my man, on wings of fury!

We have to put down one of our cats on Saturday (No it’s not my Bengal, we also have a very old black cat) I don’t want to do it but I can tell he is in too much pain. He hasn’t been himself for about a year. I don’t want him to suffer anymore.

Sorry to hear this, that is the worst, been there too many times. But when it is the best thing, you can't let them suffer. I always feel the ache in my heart when I read these type of posts.

 

[RustyUs]

I'm still getting gummy ads because I was trying to help with the "Do they sell 50 pound bags of gummy worms?"
thread... I am forever going to remember Mr. Octopuss dude every time I see a bag of gummie worms.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

2 things.
1. its raining and I'm at work. i have a winter beater monster truck i built just for this but how am i supposed to run it if I'm at work?
2. when i play a game my phone freezes and crashes. i just found out that if i bonk the phone on the desk while it freezes, it unfreezes and works. sometimes i have to bonk it 3 or 4 times to get it to finish what its doing. so yeah... sup wit dat?

 

[Xraycer]

I am forever going to remember Mr. Octopuss dude every time I see a bag of gummie worms.

But, not colonoscopy?

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

wasn't cold when i got to work. its now 2 degrees warmer and now I'm cold. wtf, how does that work?

 

[Guest D]

if i bonk the phone on the desk while it freezes, it unfreezes and works. sometimes i have to bonk it 3 or 4 times to get it to finish what its doing. so yeah... sup wit dat?

That's always the best fix and the first thing to try

 

[9x19]

Garage door opener/spring bar decided 9 years of exercise was their limit... $585 for a complete re-build.

Damm adulting... I blame @Doom!