The Daily Rant Thread

[Littlemotor]

You wildings from beyond the wall are an odd bunch.

 

[Guest D]

You wildings from beyond the wall are an odd bunch.

I run hot, and love the cold.

 

[Littlemotor]

I run hot, and love the cold.

Same here-I keep my crib at 69’.

 

[Serea71]

zippers broke, I hate zippers. That is all.

 

[9x19]

zippers broke, I hate zippers. That is all.

Unfortunately it seems they hate you back!

 

[Chubaka]

Same here-I keep my crib at 69’.

Growing up i spent the summers with my dad at work. The look on his face when he walks in and I'm chilling with the ac in tge 50's.

 

[CertifiedMike]

No AC here. Wusses!

Unknown # on caller id.
I answer anyway...

Hi, this is your insurance company. Are we reaching Certifiably Pissed Off that I'm calling Mike right now?
"Yup, whats the reason for this call?"
I'm calliing to see if you'd like to take a health survey....
I cut her off with, "Ok... ok OK! Can you see my account on your screen right now?"
Yes.
"Is there a note, a message that says "Do not call"?
Yes............. The reason for the call i
"Thank you."
Click.

If the # comes up again tomorrow I going to start the conversation by asking to speak on conference with her manager and her managers manager.
Clowns.
No "Hello?"
Just "Manager, please get me your manager", repeated over and again until there is a manager, then repeat again.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

2 buildings over somebody's car alarm keeps going off. it'll beep anywhere from 2 to 10 times and then seems to get turned off. and that's been happening every 3 to 5 minutes for the last 3 hours. was sick of hearing it 2 1/2 hours ago.

 

[CertifiedMike]

2 buildings over somebody's car alarm keeps going off. it'll beep anywhere from 2 to 10 times and then seems to get turned off. and that's been happening every 3 to 5 minutes for the last 3 hours. was sick of hearing it 2 1/2 hours ago.

Seems pretty certain someone will steal it and drive it into a pole to shut the foolish thing off!

 

[Tunedfrog]

My daily rant will turn into a weekly rant. They are seal coating the highway and it's a biotch getting in the bumper to bumper traffic.
I live on the east side of the highway and all the stores are on the west side.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

Seems pretty certain someone will steal it and drive it into a pole to shut the foolish thing off!

won't be me. I'm not against popping the hood and pulling fuses out though.
i actually did that once back when i was taking auto body classes. the alarm on a car a guy was working on kept going off and i had to work next to it. the hood was open, i didn't have a wrench to disconnect the battery so i started pulling fuses. the guy was pissed, but the teacher and several guys in the class thanked me.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

breakroom at work has ants. can't tell where they're coming from, or going. but there are some on the table. kind of annoying.

 

[Littlemotor]

breakroom at work has ants. can't tell where they're coming from, or going. but there are some on the table. kind of annoying.

Looking for uncles?

 

[Littlemotor]

breakroom at work has ants. can't tell where they're coming from, or going. but there are some on the table. kind of annoying.

Or if they’re all ant Jamima’s; they’re hunting pancakes, or waffles or someshiit?

 

[Xraycer]

Or if they’re all ant Jamima’s; they’re hunting pancakes, or waffles or someshiit?

Dude, stop sniffing tire glue!

 

[DavidB1126]

Dude, stop sniffing tire compound!

Fixed
That stuff is even worse. Makes you go co co like fruit loops do you loopy

 

[Xraycer]

That stuff is even worse. Makes you go co co like fruit loops do you loopy

And, you! Knock it off with the whippets!

 

[CertifiedMike]

Fixed
That stuff is even worse. Makes you go co co like fruit loops do you loopy

So are you a better driver when you use compound or it it the ONLY reason all these impaired drivers manage to keep the cars on the track at all???

TIRES should be getting the compound!!! NOT the drivers!!!

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

woke up with a canker sore on the side of my tongue. naturally in a bad spot. kind of a cross between annoying and pissing me off, i keep biting it.

 

[CertifiedMike]

woke up with a canker sore on the side of my tongue. naturally in a bad spot. kind of a cross between annoying and pissing me off, i keep biting it.

Stop biting it!

Go to the pharmacy and buy some (Vick's?) Numbing type throat spray.. try a few squirts on your tongue. Tastes like crap but better than pissed off and annoyed tastes!

Stuff works great for a toothache too.