Dumbest Laws Ever Created

[Waste Land]

Dumb Laws You can check out US, State, City, County or International laws thats just damn funny.

In Alabama you can never put a ice cream in your back pocket at any time. I'm breaking the law tonight, whew

 

[NCNitro]

FLORIDA:

- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

That's too funny.

 

[Waste Land]

Alabama :

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. (Just looked for one to stick in my pocket for a picture but no luck...awww)

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

Huntsville - This one if for Scott, haha

If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

 

[msly]

Alabama :

It is illegal to post over 1000 times in a forum you have only been on for 3 months.

 

[mcvickj]

LMAO @ Sly. Good one. :thumbup:

Michigan:
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

 

[Error401]

Virginia

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.


Can you believe this crap?

 

[Waste Land]

Originally posted by msly
Alabama :

It is illegal to post over 1000 times in a forum you have only been on for 3 months.

Hahahaha......Nice one but heres one for you

What ever state your fomr (ha) -

It's illegal on any day on the week except saturday between 11:45 and 12:00 to give a guy named Waste Land a hard time on your regular RC nitro forum, damn how wierd is that law.....

 

[Error401]

A simple "Bite me" often times works wonders, other times it goes to FFA.

 

[nitromaniac]

Originally posted by msly
Alabama :

It is illegal to post over 1000 times in a forum you have only been on for 3 months.

OK! That one just made me pee in my sneakers! which by the way is only illegal in Florida on Sundays and wednsdays after 4:00pm, and only if you have an ice cream cone in your back pocket!

 

[msly]

New York:

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.


Thats NY for ya LOL.

I wonder what state it would be legal to date your sister.. Hmmmm Forget it thats too easy... LOL

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

This one might actually apply to our RC's, I have come close but it would take a speed gun to prove it:

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

 

[Diver6127]

Originally posted by msly

I wonder what state it would be legal to date your sister.. Hmmmm Forget it thats too easy... LOL

Hope it's not Aabama, then WL would be in trouble.

 

[Waste Land]

Originally posted by Diver6127


Hope it's not Aabama, then WL would be in trouble.

as error would say....BITE ME!

 

[CJ-FOREVER]

Arizona:

Hunting camels is prohibited.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

 

[Error401]

Originally posted by HumboldtBlazer
This one might actually apply to our RC's, I have come close but it would take a speed gun to prove it:

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

That would apply to alot of R/C airplanes too.

 

[Domination]

Dumb MASS laws

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Tattooing and body piercing is illegal.

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.

Quakers and witches are banned.

Bullets may not be used as currency.

Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.

Those are all the ones i found funny or rediculous

 

[Waste Land]

BREAKING THE LAW

Heres a strawberry short cake ice cream thingamabob i found int he fridge. Kinda looks like big ass tampon lol. Either way its ice cream in my pocket. Guilty as charged!:nope:

 

[Rolex]

If a couple from Arkansas got married there, and then moved to California and got divorced, would they still LEGALLY be brother and sister?

 

[jon2]

Re: BREAKING THE LAW

Originally posted by Waste Land

Heres a strawberry short cake ice cream thingamabob i found int he fridge. Kinda looks like big ass tampon lol. Either way its ice cream in my pocket. Guilty as charged!:nope:

Sure thats not a tampon there WL?Lol J/K

 

[Waste Land]

Re: Re: BREAKING THE LAW

Originally posted by jon2



Sure thats not a tampon there WL?Lol J/K

I would hate to know there were tampon that big, i would hate to know there were girls that needed tampons that big. Either way, I'm breaking the law