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HeartBreak
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I'm amazed no one has even mentioned this one yet:
"I will shove my foot so far up your @$$, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!!" - Major Paine
"I will shove my foot so far up your @$$, the water on my knee will quench your thirst!!" - Major Paine
One of my favorites...
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. Jaws
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. Jaws
jetmechG550
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I'm on a quest to see a Moose! - Clark Griswold - Vacation
"Attention... Attention... We are looking for the chick with the big boobs... We are ready to do you now!" - B&B Do America
One of my favorite stupid humor movies.
One of my favorite stupid humor movies.
rocknbil
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Don't forget - "If she's lucky, she might get to see my 'O' face."
Great movie! Love that line too.
Tis the season to be Merry! That's my name! No poop! -- Clark Grisswold
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Who could forget:
"I'm a baaaad man!" - Memphis Raines Gone in 60 Seconds
"I'm a baaaad man!" - Memphis Raines Gone in 60 Seconds
OnMyTopAgain
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Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Office Space
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Office Space
" I didn't know the baby's powers, luck favors the prepared, darling." The Incredibles
neobart
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Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the f**k were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?
Paul Smecker: [Enters the police station, packed with cops] First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
Both from The Boondock saints
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the f**k were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?
Paul Smecker: [Enters the police station, packed with cops] First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
Both from The Boondock saints
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Flameninja00
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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" Patches in Dodgeball
"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!" Patches in Dodgeball
(and btw, why does no one post after me in any forum or thread?! lol)
"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!" Patches in Dodgeball
(and btw, why does no one post after me in any forum or thread?! lol)
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jetmechG550
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1) you were digging up old threads.
2) your inner spammer was coming out.
Booger: You have too many aces, we'll get rid of three of them and replace them with three fresh cards
Toshiro Tikashi: Ooo, Sank you very much
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Jay: [as Silent Bob is 'flying' across the mall towards the stage] "Fly, Fata**, fly." -Mallrats
Brodie: "Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey. " -Mallrats
Brodie: "Why don't they ever bring back or remake good shows, like 'BJ and the Bear.' Now there's a concept I can't get enough of, a man and his monkey. " -Mallrats
rocknbil
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"I'm so hungry, I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!" - Cheech Marin
scottm
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"Of course it wasn't a fair fight. If he wanted a fair fight he should have gone somewhere else".
"Lets see whats in his pockets. OK, I'm fining you $2.42 for disorderly conduct, littering, and dying in public."
Life and times of Judge Roy Bean
"Lets see whats in his pockets. OK, I'm fining you $2.42 for disorderly conduct, littering, and dying in public."
Life and times of Judge Roy Bean
Tweak
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I'm gonna come at you like a wild spider monkey: Taladega Nights
Hey! Welcome back Tweaker! Hope all is well!
Tweak
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Well it is. I don't wanna crash someone elses thread, but ya, I am back to stay. Finnaly got my comp fixed and moved up to Fort Worth after the divorce.
Love the site changes... But i can't quick reply for some reason (Eddy?)
Nice to bhe back guys, hope to hear from beason and busted soon (hint hint)
Love the site changes... But i can't quick reply for some reason (Eddy?)
Nice to bhe back guys, hope to hear from beason and busted soon (hint hint)
