What would you do?

[Monkey Wrench]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MW how many time's have you had to sleep on the couch because of that?

Shoot, I've slept on the couch for lesser offenses!

 

[Got Nitro?]

Shoot, I've slept on the couch for lesser offenses!

LOL that's belevable,I've only known 2 people stupid enough to say that,now i found a 3rd.

 

[Karl M]

Damn MW, I bet you have used the pickup line,"beauty is only a light switch away."

 

[dannyd]

Wait, how many of these relatives that you invited came to your wedding?

You go racing.
New wife goes to Victoria's, get's a nice crotchless thong and fishnet stockings.
You come home from racing, smell of burnt nitro and all dirty, throw it in her for two pumps and a leg shake, slap her in the ass and tell her to make you a chicken pot pie and bring a cold beer with her!


Now THAT is a full day, my friend!

man i want to be just like you when i grow up monkey. does the couch form the shape of you body yet? LOL

 

[HeartBreak]

Having a family pretty much like the type you describe (only, in my case, it was a cousin that invited my dad to her graduation...... SAME NIGHT AND TIME AS MINE!), I'd say forget them and race. Life is far too short to spend it trying to be nice to people that would ordinarily have nothing else to do with you.

Family that doesn't want anything to do with you, unless it's you giving them something (greedy materialistic people), really stink. The family on my dads' side all pretty much don't acknowledge my existance. However, if I won the lottery, guess who would be right up my backside, nose first?

What you could do is just drive by that morning, and toss a cheap little 99cent present out the window... Technically, that way, you could say you were at the party (even if it was only in passing). Loopholes rule!

Otherwise, add up another vote for "Forget 'em and race, amigo!"

 

[Monkey Wrench]

man i want to be just like you when i grow up monkey. does the couch form the shape of you body yet? LOL

Got a nice leather one down in my "man's basement" that folds out into a bed, faces the 76" big screen, with a fridge and a microwave nearby! Also got my restroom, computer, pinball machine and workshop.



Yeah.....I really suffer when I stick my foot in my mouth. Why do you think I sunk all that money into my basement?

Learn and grow wise, grasshopper!

 

[Got Nitro?]

Got a nice leather one down in my "man's basement" that folds out into a bed, faces the 76" big screen, with a fridge and a microwave nearby! Also got my restroom, computer, pinball machine and workshop.



Yeah.....I really suffer when I stick my foot in my mouth. Why do you think I sunk all that money into my basement?

Learn and grow wise, grasshopper!

lol it all make's sense now,if i had the stuff,i would put more than my foot in my mouth just to use all that stuff,by the way,when am i moving in?

 

[rossb]

I am guessing that a lot of your family members will be there. I would go to the party.

 

[godale03]

Got a nice leather one down in my "man's basement" that folds out into a bed, faces the 76" big screen, with a fridge and a microwave nearby! Also got my restroom, computer, pinball machine and workshop.



Yeah.....I really suffer when I stick my foot in my mouth. Why do you think I sunk all that money into my basement?

Learn and grow wise, grasshopper!

I am so there! I am working on my basement as we speak... well I am paying someone to come in there anyway. I have to watch out what I say for the next couple of months.... after that it's fair game! I have a sign already made up for the basement door... it reads.... "Tom's Doghouse"... has a nice ring to it! LOL

I sure hope my wife is not reading this! Or I will be down there trying out the new concrete floor.

Tom