The Daily Rant Thread

[332_RC]

You also have a mohawk...I'm just guessing from the one of the simplest haircuts statement.

Is your mowhawk green or pink? And spiked way the heck up?

 

[Ritz413]

Is your mowhawk green or pink? And spiked way the heck up?

It has been green and 10 inches tall. It is neither currently

 

[RudyF6]

AI is just going to make April fools day suck that much more.

 

[DavidB1126]

AI is just going to make April fools day suck that much more.
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The driver:

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

AI is just going to make April fools day suck that much more.
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kinda reminds me of a modern stadium truck body

 

[CreepyQuarryCrawler]

Ugh, if I didn't have bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Decided to wash my truck give it a quick spray wax and swap my tires over. All good, right???

Fricking back window won't close

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

i have a hard time calling a Ridgeline a truck. but you do you.
maybe if they hadn't put thick plastic trim around it you would have seen that it was open.

 

[CreepyQuarryCrawler]

I don't worry anymore, it fits my family. I have been looking at a Passport though, but not now.

I enjoy blowing people's mind when I say it has more payload then the 4th Ram I sold a few years ago.

It's going to Honda tomorrow at 9am. Greattt

 

[RudyF6]

Wife had to pay a speeding ticket. Traded more money for a non-point violation (yeah, it's a thing). Was given instructions on Tuesday, ticket has to be paid by Thursday. The local court is only open Monday and Friday, next closest branch is 40 minutes away.
Her problem. Second in 3 years. First one cost $50/month more on insurance, wasn't gonna do that again

 

[CreepyQuarryCrawler]

Oh my gosh I am such an idiot!

I guess when I was detailing my truck I pushed the window lock button. It would still allow the sunroof to operate but not the rear slider, the controls are located side by side.

It wasn't until I took my dogs out this evening and I could see the little button lit up that I figured it out.

Salesman said earlier he thought it would be an easy fix. He was bang on LOL

Son of a gun, I am an idgit.

Picture of how I feel internally after.

 

[Xraycer]

Oh my gosh I am such an idiot!

I guess when I was detailing my truck I pushed the window lock button. It would still allow the sunroof to operate but not the rear slider, the controls are located side by side.

It wasn't until I took my dogs out this evening and I could see the little button lit up that I figured it out.

Salesman said earlier he thought it would be an easy fix. He was bang on LOL

Son of a gun, I am an idgit.

Picture of how I feel internally after.

I have a car wash subscription, and after a wash, I take the time to thoroughly wipe my car dry. Often time, I would also use the same dampened microfiber drying towel to wipe away dust of the interior. One time, I inadvertently activated the door lock, and never heard it. So, once I closed the driver side door, the car was locked. As always, the keys were sitting in the ignition. I was locked out!
Had to wait 30min for Mrs. X to bring me the spare. From that day forward, I keep the key on my person while I'm drying the car.

 

[desmobob]

My little Ford Maverick has the keypad lock on the driver's side door pillar. It is one of my most favorite vehicle features of all time.

 

[RudyF6]

So yesterday was just not my day for a multitude of reasons, but finally on my way home the state police were running a sting targeting distracted drivers. A "safety initiative". It was the most unsafe thing I've seen in 50 years of driving. About a 3 mile stretch of 6 lane freeway at rush hour. Musta been 12 cops staged on entrance ramps and a couple in the median. I could see 5 cars stopped or being pulled over at one time. It was total chaos with people braking and swerving. I about got hit 3 times in 1/4 mile. I got off the freeway and took back roads home.
Oh, and called 911 to report the whole crap show hoping they might hear how unsafe the safety push really was.

 

[Ritz413]

I got stuck training the new kid last night at work. I always get a kick out of the young guys with their questions. Within the first 20 minutes....how many breaks do we get and is there like a schedule to them or what.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

i just used chocolate pudding/pie mix to make chocolate milk. it was strong, it was a bit thick. but it was good (iv had the hankering for chocolate milk for like 4 days now, so it hit the spot) but i feel like i just ate an entire chocolate birthday cake.
not sure if i regret it or not.

 

[Xraycer]

i just used chocolate pudding/pie mix to make chocolate milk. it was strong, it was a bit thick. but it was good (iv had the hankering for chocolate milk for like 4 days now, so it hit the spot) but i feel like i just ate an entire chocolate birthday cake.
not sure if i regret it or not.

I'm not sensing any rant, here.
So what I'm guessing is no one on the road pi$$ed you off, today.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

I'm not sensing any rant, here.
So what I'm guessing is no one on the road pi$$ed you off, today.

they piss me off multiple times every day. i just don't always feel the need to bitch about it.
but if you want one. this morning, not even 3 minutes into my commute, I'm waiting to make a left and had an idiot women in and SUV going the opposite direction come to a stop at a green light to check her phone. which caused me to have to sit there. as I'm thinking F her, just floor it around the corner i noticed someone getting into a parked car around the corner that had a dog on a leash. now I'm willing to kill a soccer mom over her stupidity, but not willing to hit a dog with a truck. so i sat there muttering obscenities. apparently the light changed to her preferred shade of green or the text message she was checking was spam, idk. she finally went through the green. so i make the left. and low and behold, just missed the next light. so i had to stop. if the dumb idiot would have driven through the green light i would have made the next light. so that put me in line to catch every red light for the next 4 miles.
better?

 

[Xraycer]

they piss me off multiple times every day. i just don't always feel the need to bitch about it.
but if you want one. this morning, not even 3 minutes into my commute, I'm waiting to make a left and had an idiot women in and SUV going the opposite direction come to a stop at a green light to check her phone. which caused me to have to sit there. as I'm thinking F her, just floor it around the corner i noticed someone getting into a parked car around the corner that had a dog on a leash. now I'm willing to kill a soccer mom over her stupidity, but not willing to hit a dog with a truck. so i sat there muttering obscenities. apparently the light changed to her preferred shade of green or the text message she was checking was spam, idk. she finally went through the green. so i make the left. and low and behold, just missed the next light. so i had to stop. if the dumb idiot would have driven through the green light i would have made the next light. so that put me in line to catch every red light for the next 4 miles.
better?

There, that's a rant! Now, stop posting your fetish for chocolate pudding milk in this thread!

 

[Mrgoodwrench35]

And thats why I call him the fun police!!

 

[RudyF6]

I'm not sensing any rant, here.
So what I'm guessing is no one on the road pi$$ed you off, today.

Sorry, not sorry if I started a bad trend - I can't help it.
Normally if I have to get on the freeway I'm already pi$$ed off!