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We need a thread documenting all the products that have been shrinkflated, gone from being one that works, to one that don't, all while having their prices jacked up higher than a Redneck's truck nuts on his 48" Groundhawg equipped rusty Chevrolet square body. And we need to start calling these bastards out for screwing us over - in packs of pissed-off old farts ranting and raving.Get a bunch of people to boycott for a month. They will scramble trying to get everyone back. People have power when used all at once.
I have never really been one to contact Kellog's, or Quilted Northern, or any of the big corporations feeding us their overpriced crappy products. I just don't buy their shiit anymore. But in the last 3 years, seeing my quality of life and every product I have grown accustomed to buying take a nose dive, all while these greedy mo-fo's inch their prices way up, I've become completely fed up. I've been on a rampage with all kinds of companies. Horizon, Walmart, Doordash, this one company that makes this food that ants love, and sell it as "Ant Killer", and yes, Quilted Northern, Cottonelle, and Kellog's cereal.
For example...
I've been buying Quilted Northern Ultra Plush shiit paper since before Breydon was born, who is now 13.5 years old. I buy the extra great big huge packs of 36 quintuple triple double rolls, or whatever stupid size they use nowadays. I typically go almost 4 months before I have to buy another bail of TP.
Well, I have a very particular wiping routine. A roll of the aforementioned Ultra Plush will... like clockwork, last me a little over 3 days. I use nearly the same number of squares every wipe, and wipe the same number of times before grabbing the wet wipes... 4 squares per wipe does the trick. And I can swear on a bible and say I haven't stuck my finger though a wad of TP in more than 10 years... until recently. Ultra Plush was always soft like Kleenex damn near, and strong enough to get the job done without any surprizes.
Well awhile back, for shiits and giggles, I tried Sam's Club brand. Then I tried a couple others. They all SUCKED! After finding out how the peasants live for a few months, I went back and ordered another supercalifragilistic mega quadruple double bail of QNUP. I just cracked open that bail and grabbed me a brand new roll 2 days ago, all giddy I would be wiping like a king again. And after "2 DAYS"!!!... that roll is empty. And I stuck my finger through it and up my ass AT LEAST a dozen times just using up that one roll, all while making my ass feel like I was shiitting on a fire ant hill in Jurassic Park during those two days.
So needless to say... Quilted Northern is on my shiit list. Literally. And they will likely be getting a nice long nasty snail mail, written on shiit stained Ultra Crap toilet paper that I wiped my fingers off with. And until they put it back the way it was, you'll find me contradicting those bastards on every social media platform I catch them lying to folks on.
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