Best movie lines ever

[Candyman]

Gee, I'm really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
---Better Off Dead

 

[neobart]

I love that movie.

I wish I had a black Camero like the one in the movie.

 

[olds97_lss]

"Where's my two dollars!!!!"

That was that movie right?

 

[Greyryder]

(While engaged in brain surgery) "No no no! Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

"Where ever you go, there you are."

"Laugh while you can, monkey boy!"

All from The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai, Across the Eighth Dimension.

And, from Spaced Invaders: "They're not bad. They're just.... stupid."

 

[Candyman]

"Where's my two dollars!!!!"

That was that movie right?

That it was. A true classic.

 

[sweetdiesel]

"You ain't leadin' but two things now, pal. Jack and poop. And Jack left town."

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. "

"Give me some sugar, baby."



All from my favorite cult movie "Army of Darkness"

 

[Karl M]

Would you stop with the negative waves!-Odd Ball form Kelly's heroes

Maybe we could cut a deal-a deal, deal. Maybe the guys a republican.-Crapgame form Kelly's heroes

You eat it, they're paying for it. the drill Sgt from Full Metal Jacket

Drill Sgt- Gump! what is your job.
Gump- To do whatever you tell me to.
Drill Sgt- G*d D*mn it Gump, you must be a f**king genious.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. " Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

 

[Karl M]

I came to study the fine american art form of muff diving. Van Wilder

 

[jetmechG550]

I think we should mate - Dodgeball

Ty: What's wrong with lumberyards? I own three of them
Danny: I noticed you don't spend much time there
Ty: Not sure where they are exactly

Lou: What's that sign say?
Caddy: No bare feet
Lou: No that sign
Caddy: No fighting
Lou: What's it mean?
Caddy: No fighting
Lou: You owe me for one gumball machine

-2 from Caddyshack

 

[Racer 1966]

I'll let this one speak for itself. Greatest_Movie_Line_Ever.wmv

 

[.21Rc10GT]

I'll let this one speak for itself. Greatest_Movie_Line_Ever.wmv

WOW!!! That is so funny right there!!! :clap:

 

[wannarunem]

"When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." - Twister

LOL..i say that all the time!!!!

 

[hb1111]

Your so drunk your seeing double......and i got a gun for both of you...young guns

 

[SMaxxin]

Your so drunk your seeing double......and i got a gun for both of you...young guns

I think that was from Tombstone....Doc Holiday

 

[hamz9561]

Your so drunk your seeing double......and i got a gun for both of you...young guns

It WAS Doc Holiday from Tombstone!

"Badges! Badges! We don't need no stinking badges! Vamanos!" -The Mexican Gang from Blazing Saddles

"Excuse me while I whip this out!" - Sheriff Bart from Blazing Saddles

"And like a poor marksman you keep missing the target." James T. Kirk to Khan Noonian Singh in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"So Dave, is it true that you have to work in g*y porn before you can work in straight porn?" -Slackers

 

[hb1111]

oh hell I'm losing my mind i guess...damn good movie

 

[scottm]

"I had to come back"
"I know"
"A guy has to make a livin..."
"Dyin aint much of a livin, son"

Outlaw Jose whails

 

[aj200415]

"where are we?"
"were in butt f**ked..boy you gotta purty mouth"-without a paddle.

 

[jetmechG550]

Outlaw Jose whails

Is that the Univision version of the Outlaw Josie Wales? LOL

"it's a huge poop sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bit!" Full Metal Jacket