An Ex Girlfriend Called
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous
ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if
I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested
in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I
said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than
when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy
I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise
to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy
with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything
is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing
jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She
teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men
were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds
myself!"
So I told her to get lost.
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous
ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if
I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested
in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I
said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than
when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy
I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise
to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a guy
with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything
is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing
jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She
teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men
were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds
myself!"
So I told her to get lost.
