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I found another one that should be shard incase some of you never saw it
Dear Mr. (X) President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was about 10 or so to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in high school.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex. It's so unfortunate to see that the National Organization of Women (NOW) has lost all credibility for supporting you throughout your escapades.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag The Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 72 witnesses testifying before the House and Senate who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's for the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals. No wonder it took you the entire day of your last day in office to pardon them all.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips. Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell her I'm working on a "Thank You" letter for her also.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars of excess tax
money. I really didn't need it in the first place and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel and security for all of your globetrotting. I understand you; the family, and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Thank you for closing so many millions of acres of 'public' lands without the input of the people and governing officials living in the states affected.
11. Thank you for pardoning some 140 citizens who have been convicted of breaking the law, some of whom gave you hundreds of thousands of dollars to your political campaigns.
12. Thank you for an attorney general that saw fit to protect you and your 'constituents' from embarrassment or prosecution.
God bless America and THANK YOU for redefining the integrity and character of the highest office in the land.
Sincerely, U.S. Citizen
P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing' the Internet and making the distribution of this letter possible.
Dear Mr. (X) President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick. Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was about 10 or so to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in high school.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex. It's so unfortunate to see that the National Organization of Women (NOW) has lost all credibility for supporting you throughout your escapades.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag The Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 72 witnesses testifying before the House and Senate who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's for the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals. No wonder it took you the entire day of your last day in office to pardon them all.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips. Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell her I'm working on a "Thank You" letter for her also.
9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars of excess tax
money. I really didn't need it in the first place and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel and security for all of your globetrotting. I understand you; the family, and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Thank you for closing so many millions of acres of 'public' lands without the input of the people and governing officials living in the states affected.
11. Thank you for pardoning some 140 citizens who have been convicted of breaking the law, some of whom gave you hundreds of thousands of dollars to your political campaigns.
12. Thank you for an attorney general that saw fit to protect you and your 'constituents' from embarrassment or prosecution.
God bless America and THANK YOU for redefining the integrity and character of the highest office in the land.
Sincerely, U.S. Citizen
P.S. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing' the Internet and making the distribution of this letter possible.
