wirdest thing youve seen other drivers doing

[Rolex]

Some crazy broad in the left lane was putting on lipstick, and started drifting into my lane. Since it kind of caught me off guard, I tried to move to the right by pushing the steering wheel with my knee. The car lurched a little too fast, my Egg McMuffin ended up on the floor, and I dropped my cell phone into my coffee, burning my crotch.
What a stupid broad.

 

[Bryson]

This has got to be the ONE OF THE BEST THREADS IN HISTORY LMMFAO! How the hell did I miss it in the first place I check this frigin site 30 times a day lol. Anyway,

Weirdest thing I have seen, driving home from a rc race about 3 months ago, a street bike went by me ( I was doing 90) TEXTING! I couldnt belive it, but he was.

I want to be a cop someday, or a highway patrol just to see some of the goofy poop people do first hand. So were any of the chicks you saw doing the deed hot lol. Never mind probally confidential lol.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Weirdest thing I have seen, driving home from a rc race about 3 months ago, a street bike went by me ( I was doing 90) TEXTING! I couldnt belive it, but he was.

I want to be a cop someday, or a highway patrol just to see some of the goofy poop people do first hand. So were any of the chicks you saw doing the deed hot lol. Never mind probally confidential lol.

Yea, a couple of them have been cute, but in a really slutty way. lol. Naked spread eagle on the side of the road, for a "search" lol. J/K


An i have seen someone lying back on the seat of their bike talking on the phone with his feet on the handlebars, and his head on the rear seatrest.

 

[Karl M]

Ok, so just for the sake of knowing?... Is it illegal to receive oral sex while driving? in your state that is.. just for the sake of knowing... of course...



was she hot?

Well... It depends on what you call hot. She was cute in that girl next door kind of way.

 

[WoodiE]

I've probably seen it a minimum of 10 times, and only once its been a guy...

As hot as it may sound to hear about slutty women masturbating while driving, I have to ask -- how exactly are you catching them red handed? It's not like cops drive around in pick-ups where it's easy to see in others cars and such.

You should start a website with all your crazy stories.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Most of the time, its people passing by while I'm on a traffic stop already.

 

[slowngreen]

Some crazy broad in the left lane was putting on lipstick, and started drifting into my lane. Since it kind of caught me off guard, I tried to move to the right by pushing the steering wheel with my knee. The car lurched a little too fast, my Egg McMuffin ended up on the floor, and I dropped my cell phone into my coffee, burning my crotch.
What a stupid broad.

this one might be the worse just for the fact you dropped your egg mcmuffin on the floor, id be pissed!!!

 

[Rolex]

She shouldn't have been doing anything distracting while driving. She really messed up my breakfast, and even my laptop slammed shut, losing the site I was surfing at the time.

 

[da beav]

man this is a great thread. Back when i use to party on the asu campus i lived 2 miles away was the best two years ever. Not a day went by when i didnt see something going on in or near a vehicle i had a lifted truck so nobody could see what was happening in mine

 

[chuck3]

As hot as it may sound to hear about slutty women masturbating while driving, I have to ask -- how exactly are you catching them red handed?

Isnt it obvious right there?

 

[HeartBreak]

Most of the time, its people passing by while I'm on a traffic stop already.

You my friend, have some sharp eyes if that's the case.

In that case, shouldn't your avatar be an owl with the caption "show me your hooters?"

 

[alpinehyperlite]

You my friend, have some sharp eyes if that's the case.

In that case, shouldn't your avatar be an owl with the caption "show me your hooters?"

I can see and expiration date on a license plate from 50 feet.
And i like my avatar to give words of wisdom.

 

[HeartBreak]

True, but aren't the expiration date tags color coded? (at least they are here in California)

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Not here. They are all white, with a large year number, and a tiny month abbreviation.

 

[HeartBreak]

Then my hat is off to you for spottin that. Geeze, I'm lucky if I can spot my car keys or TV remote at 4 feet away.

 

[frickenjoey]

classified as indecent exposure, lewd acts, public indecency

I got a ticket many years back at Marti Gras for the above......lets just say I was receiving payment on a lost wager....and got caught.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Hell yea, worked Mardi Gras last year in New Orleans. My night stick never made it back to my belt untill my shift was over.

 

[BOUTCH]

Going 70kph in a school zone(30kph) at the end of class(when tons of studens,kids are crossing street). That is the most retarded stupid thing i see drivers do, LOSERS!!

 

[WoodiE]

All these cool stories makes me want to be a cop.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

All these cool stories makes me want to be a cop.

Its fun.

As soon as we go to court, il upload thee vid of the guy we tased on wednesday.