wirdest thing youve seen other drivers doing

[chuck3]

Because of an interesting thing i saw on the road today, i figured that it would be interesting to see what others have seen while driving

today, as i pulled up to a stoplight, another guy in an old beatup pickup pulled up behind me. he then proceeded to pull out a pair of scissors (big ones) and lean out of his window so he could get a better veiw of himself in the side mirror. he soon inserted the scissors into his nose and started trimming away. I wouldent have been as surprised if he would have just used his rearview mirror, but he leaned out of the window so everybody could see! this was also at the busyest intersection in town

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Umm, i could write a book about this.

 

[chuck3]

I was expecting some good ones from you!

 

[BMILLER]

yep some ppl in louisiana are ridiculous

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Lets see:
Masterbating
picking nose with and without bugger-eating
taking pictues of themselves with camera phone, with and without clothes
having sex
giving/receiving oral sex
folding clothes
breast feeding
smoking weed: joint/pipe and once a 3 foot long bong
doing cocaine off the dash doing 80mph on the interstate.............
and all of these people either got tickets, or were arrested by yours truly.

 

[Karl M]

Coke off the dashboard at 80mph, that's dedication.

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

Did they still need the straw? If they're doing 80mph they must not need it since it would just fly with the wind into their nose, right? Hahah.


Weirdest thing I've seen? I've seen a guy mooning, and that's about it.

 

[Karl M]

I've seen a chic mooning at a Mc Donalds drive thru.

 

[Lessen]

Ok, so just for the sake of knowing?... Is it illegal to receive oral sex while driving? in your state that is.. just for the sake of knowing... of course...

I've seen a chic mooning at a Mc Donalds drive thru.

was she hot?

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Ok, so just for the sake of knowing?... Is it illegal to receive oral sex while driving? in your state that is.. just for the sake of knowing... of course...



was she hot?

Oral sex is illegal in LA period. As well as anal sex. That is how it is in i believe 45 states to try and break down homosexuality by the govt.

But if it wasn't illegal, then it could still be classified as indecent exposure, lewd acts, public indecency, or distracted driving.

 

[h8z2luze]

lol if shes not good its not really distracting haha

 

[SMaxxin]

Lets see:
Masterbating
picking nose with and without bugger-eating
taking pictues of themselves with camera phone, with and without clothes
having sex
giving/receiving oral sex
folding clothes
smoking weed: joint/pipe and once a 3 foot long bong
doing cocaine off the dash doing 80mph on the interstate.............

Stop following me dammit!

was she hot?

A females skin on glass is always hot!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Stop following me dammit!

So that was YOU who was driving with the sheep on your lap.

 

[SMaxxin]

So that was YOU who was driving with the sheep on your lap.

So you only saw the one sheep? Your not very observant are you.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Nah, the goat in mine wouldnt move his damn horns. Could only see the one.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

This was one of the funniest things that ever happened to me. I was dating a girl in high school that had always been a goodie goodie and when we started dating she was ready to sew some wild oats, this girl all of a sudden became the biggest freak I've ever seen, she must have been watching some school girl porn movies, because she was really good at anything she did and she would say "Do you like this, I've never done anything like this with anyone else" and I know it was true, because she was so well known that my friends never believed anything I told them because of her reputation. Anyway, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, and wherever we went, her head was usually in my lap. Wendy's drive through, on the way to school, on our lunch break, on the way to track meets, it didn't matter. Once the flight attendant even caught us while on a flight, I had a jacket over my lap and I spilled some dr pepper on my girlfriends back when the lady handed it to me, so she jumped up, knocking the jacket off my lap with "Flag Henry" just waving in the breeze lol

So one evening we're driving along after leaving her house and we're at the stop sign, nothing going on yet just both sitting in the car. There's a couple in front of us and you can see their silhouettes through the back window. So he has his arm around her, and you see them lean in and kiss. My girlfriend starts in on a speech "Aw, see how sweet that is Charlie. He just likes to be with her, they're loving each other just being in each other's company, you don't always have to be getting it on or receiving pleasure 24/7 when we're together." I was just starting to respond with "I know that baby, I love you for who you are, not what you do." when halfway through the sentence, you see him grab the back of her head and shove it down in his lap. Aw, I was laughing so hard because of the speech my girlfriend has just giving me, and she was laughing too. So we wait for them to go once the road is clear, and they're still just sitting there. I finally honk, and instead of driving down the road, he slowly just turns into someones driveway at the intersection to finish doing their business. It was just so dam funny after my girlfriend gave that big speech.

 

[slowngreen]

lol what a weird thread lol. thats awesome charlie lol. and alpine damn, i dont envy you seeing someone masterbaiting lol.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

I just couldn't help it. He looked so cute on the way to the crawling competition and I needed to let off some stress.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

lol what a weird thread lol. thats awesome charlie lol. and alpine damn, i dont envy you seeing someone masterbaiting lol.

I've probably seen it a minimum of 10 times, and only once its been a guy.

I just couldn't help it. He looked so cute on the way to the crawling competition and I needed to let off some stress.

and eww. I was wondering what the hell was on the headliner.

 

[slowngreen]

I just couldn't help it. He looked so cute on the way to the crawling competition and I needed to let off some stress.

lol oh my God, enough said there lol. Its just like Rolex at the doctors lol.