Like the title says, post anything funny or amusing that happened to you today. Hopefully this thread will lift some spirits. I'll start: Two Army National Guard recruiters came to our school during P.E. Everyone filled out a form saying with their name, phone number, age, height, weight, and whether they would like the recruiters to contact them to learn more about benefits of being in the National Guard. I gave the female recruiter my paper and she said "dang, you're skinny!" I replied with "yeah, look at the paper." And she looked at my height, age, and weight, and said "oh. Uh, come talk to us if you're interested in joining once you've hit the weight requirement." We both had a good laugh at that.