The Horse Thread

[JohnnyOctopuss]

Anyone have any horses?

 

[Warby]

No. We used to be involved in a club when my children rode but unfortunately it closed down and that was the end of that. It was great for kids. They enjoyed it too.

 

[332_RC]

I grew up on a 100 acre cattle ranch. We had about 65-75 head of cattle. My dad always had horses. Usually 3 or 4 at a time. He rode & my sister barrel raced. No horses now, but my brother still has the cattle & farm.

 

[Chubaka]

I got like a lil over 300 under the hood. Similar breed as the white and blue ones in the background.

 

[Smilinbri]

No, but my 13yo daughter did just start western riding lessons a couple weeks ago. She is really enjoying it. My boss' boss at work rides English competively.

I want a goat to eat my grass so I don't have to mow.

 

[Doom!]

Mrs. Doom had a horse before we were married, now she's stuck with this old goat! I don't miss the maintenance and expense of a horse, but do miss the horse.

 

[Warby]

Mrs. Doom had a horse before we were married, now she's stuck with this old goat! I don't miss the maintenance and expense of a horse, but do miss the horse.

Thats what was good about the club. We didn't have to pay for vet or other expenses. After the club closed, my wife and daughter wanted to buy a horse or agistment but I had to put a stop to that idea.

 

[Xraycer]

I've only been on a horse once. We were invited over to one of my middle daughter's friend's cookout. They live on ag land, and the mother has a couple of horses that she had adopted. When she found out I've never been on a horse, she got me on one. It didn't do much for me, but it was a neat experience.

 

[Chubaka]

I've only been on a horse once. We were invited over to one of my middle daughter's friend's cookout. They live on ag land, and the mother has a couple of horses that she had adopted. When she found out I've never been on a horse, she got me on one. It didn't do much for me, but it was a neat experience.
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Horse chit!

 

[Doom!]

I've only been on a horse once. We were invited over to one of my middle daughter's friend's cookout. They live on ag land, and the mother has a couple of horses that she had adopted. When she found out I've never been on a horse, she got me on one. It didn't do much for me, but it was a neat experience.
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What kind of horse is that, an Imperial Walker?

 

[OnwardGuinevere]

I had a horse for many years. That boy was my best bud (a long with my shepherd) throughout high school, college, and eventually when I moved states. I used to compete in Dressage (English riding). I still miss both those boys. Riding was fun, the upkeep and everything was a lot though.

 

[Xraycer]

What kind of horse is that, an Imperial Walker?

Imperial Steed

 

[Xraycer]

Horse chit!

Do you want more laser coming your way, rebel scum?!

 

[Doom!]

Do you want more laser coming your way, rebel scum?!

Don't worry @Chubaka , we know storm troopers have terrible aim!

 

[Xraycer]

Don't worry @Chubaka , we know storm troopers have terrible aim!

True that! That's why I said, coming your way. I didn't say get hit by it.

 

[WickedFog]

I have ridden a few horses. Got knocked out by one too when he kicked me in the head

 

[Xraycer]

I have ridden a few horses. Got knocked out by one too when he kicked me in the head

Oh my God, this explains quite a bit!

 

[WickedFog]

Oh my God, this explains quite a bit!

I knew that was coming

I was a kid when it happened. Maybe 6 or 7? Made of rubber and all that. Word of advice - never, ever pull on a horses tail.

 

[Xraycer]

I knew that was coming

I was a kid when it happened. Maybe 6 or 7? Made of rubber and all that. Word of advice - never, ever pull on a horses tail.

Well, duh! That's where the poop chute is!

 

[CertifiedMike]

Well, duh! That's where the poop chute is!

Pull the tail, win a prize... EVERYONE'S A WINNER!!!