The Daily Rant Thread

[Suburban_Hooligan]

Yeah that sht sucks bud. You ever try massage or chiropractor? Think it's an old injury? Or just muscles out of wack?

nope, unless there's a happy ending involved that isn't my thing, i don't like being touched, especially by strangers. and if there is a happy ending cut the foreplay and get to it.
old injury is a possibility, muscles out of whack is also a possibly. it started in late high school as shoulder pain that went up into my neck. now it goes the other way. and the older i get the more common it gets.

 

[Guest D]

nope, unless there's a happy ending involved that isn't my thing, i don't like being touched, especially by strangers. and if there is a happy ending cut the foreplay and get to it.
old injury is a possibility, muscles out of whack is also a possibly. it started in late high school as shoulder pain that went up into my neck. now it goes the other way. and the older i get the more common it gets.

Well then good luck

Serious though...a professional adjustment and manipulation could help. Not the happy ending you think, but now that you're getting older it might help....

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

neck still had a crick but wasn't stiff or painful this morning. within the last hour its getting painful and stiff.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

i get stuck behind one more freaking box truck that takes 6 months to get up to 10mph under the speed limit and I'm nerfing that sucker baja style. full chrome horn. not even joking. then, just because, I'm taking out the ahole ridding my blind spot mirroring every damn change is speed i make preventing me from getting around the box truck.
then I'm going on the hunt for that sumbitch in the steak bed towing the generator that apparently couldn't find the gas peddle until after he blew the light causing me to have to stop at a F'ing yellow. which then caused a chain reaction of hitting every stinking red light between there and work.
before getting behind the wheel ether sober up or remove your head from your butt people!

 

[Xraycer]

Why are cell phones still not fully waterproofed?!

 

[Doom!]

Why are cell phones still not fully waterproofed?!

Because they make a lot of money from dummies like me, who jump in the pool, and forget it's in their pocket.

 

[RudyF6]

6 months to get up to 10mph under the speed limit

I've had a rash of those lately.
I love my turbo car. It's really good at making quick work of those idiots.
Doesn't take much time or space when I manually downshift it to be at peak boost when the time comes...

 

[CertifiedMike]

I've had a rash of those lately.
I love my turbo car. It's really good at making quick work of those idiots.
Doesn't take much time or space when I manually downshift it to be at peak boost when the time comes...

i get stuck behind one more freaking box truck that takes 6 months to get up to 10mph under the speed limit and I'm nerfing that sucker baja style. full chrome horn. not even joking. then, just because, I'm taking out the ahole ridding my blind spot mirroring every damn change is speed i make preventing me from getting around the box truck.
then I'm going on the hunt for that sumbitch in the steak bed towing the generator that apparently couldn't find the gas peddle until after he blew the light causing me to have to stop at a F'ing yellow. which then caused a chain reaction of hitting every stinking red light between there and work.
before getting behind the wheel ether sober up or remove your head from your butt people!

Kids moving to college. They still don't know how to drive their Hondas.
Sure! Rent them a 34' box truck!!!
What could go wrong???

 

[Chubaka]

I like to occasionally ask Google where I can hide a body, just to keep things interesting.

Bring em to Florida. Between tge water, humidity, bugs, n gators you'll have a peaceful mind. My personal favorite...... they have pipes in lakes that drop several hundred or thousand feet to the aquifer. They even have a map of diameters and locations.

 

[Chubaka]

Why are cell phones still not fully waterproofed?!

Job security

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

Kids moving to college. They still don't know how to drive their Hondas.
Sure! Rent them a 34' box truck!!!
What could go wrong???

these were work trucks. driver of one had to be pushing 50.
although the UHaul i watched lock up the brakes to avoid hitting the idiot in from of them making that left turn at -7mph was driven by what looked like someone in there early - mid 20's.
why do people have to make left turns so damn slow?

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

and now i have to work with 41 gauge wire. i can't hardly see it and of course i already have a bunch of other to do, so...

 

[Chubaka]

Have 2 yards. Partway through the front it decides to rain. Now its muggy out.

 

[CertifiedMike]

why do people have to make left turns so damn slow?

Do you know how hard it is to spell 'left'?
And why am I turning left if I already just left the last place I was at?
Am I right?
Thats a lot to think about while you're changing radio stations, adjusting both mirrors, checking your texts and your make up!
Some ppl are just busier than you!

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

Do you know how hard it is to spell 'left'?
And why am I turning left if I already just left the last place I was at?
Am I right?
Thats a lot to think about while you're changing radio stations, adjusting both mirrors, checking your texts and your make up!
Some ppl are just busier than you!

some people disserve to be nerfed into a tree.
the only thing you should be doing while driving is driving. ...and maybe listening to the radio. unless that impairs you, then it's straight to the tree!

 

[OnwardGuinevere]

Bring em to Florida. Between tge water, humidity, bugs, n gators you'll have a peaceful mind. My personal favorite...... they have pipes in lakes that drop several hundred or thousand feet to the aquifer. They even have a map of diameters and locations.

This is a solid approach, I like it.
"Supporting FL gators" by night and then off to Disney world in the AM

 

[CertifiedMike]

This is a solid approach, I like it.
"Supporting FL gators" by night and then off to Disney world in the AM

I am only just now figuring out what these lyrics are REALLY about!!!

 

[Chubaka]

This is a solid approach, I like it.
"Supporting FL gators" by night and then off to Disney world in the AM

Swamp puppies need fed too. Just no politicians. The doctor said no more junk food.

 

[Tunedfrog]

Jalen Carter.

 

[WickedFog]

Jalen Carter.

Yeah, that would be a knife wound in retaliation. He should be ejected from the league for that crap.