So the problem was definitely that battery. Picked up a 4000 mAh (go big or go home) from my LHS for the EZ start wand, and it actually starts the car now. Also rebuilt all of my shocks and filled them with oil (again). And discovered that when I reinstalled one of the differentials, I accidentally did so upside-down, so I'm happy I caught that.
But, by the time I was ready to finally start the car, I looked at the clock and it was like 10pm and already pitch black out.... so there I was outside in my driveway, flood lights making my front yard look like a stadium, trying to start the damn thing. It will start, but it quits out after a few seconds. I also hear a clicking noise, that corresponds to the spur gear wiggling back and fourth. And it also doesn't seem to idle very low.
I think it's a combo of the idle not being set right, the slipper being adjusted wrong (haven't figured out if its too tight or too loose), and the car just having sat for a while. Sitting outside trying this past 10pm got old real fast, so I gave up for today. Tomorrow I'm gonna have to look up specs or everything, set everything back to factory, and start from scratch... gonna be a long morning.
Anyone have any suggestions/tips/ideas to make this go a little smoother?