Riddle me this

[Rolex]

The maid....there's no mail on Sunday, so she was lying. (That one was already posted by robmob)

A man dressed entirely in black and wearing a black mask, is standing in the middle of a crossroad. All of the streetlights at the intersection are broken. A car without its' headlights on speeds down the road, heading straight for the man, yet it turns in time and doesn't hit him. How does it manage to miss him?

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

Wow, I thought that was going to be tough, haha. Took me a while to get the answer. Oh oops, didn't know that.

 

[Candyman]

The maid....there's no mail on Sunday, so she was lying. (That one was already posted by robmob)

A man dressed entirely in black and wearing a black mask, is standing in the middle of a crossroad. All of the streetlights at the intersection are broken. A car without its' headlights on speeds down the road, heading straight for the man, yet it turns in time and doesn't hit him. How does it manage to miss him?

It's the middle of the day and he saw the man just fine...

 

[Rolex]

Got it again....It's daytime.


A woman lies dead in her bed. She has no bruises, markings, or signs of a scuffle. Next to the woman is a pair of scissors. How was she killed?

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

An artery or vein was cut .

 

[Rolex]

Nope, no marks or bruises on her.

 

[Jman30808]

She died in her sleep

 

[Rolex]

that doesn't explain the scissors. She was murdered.

 

[Jman30808]

ok bad hair cut and she had a heart attack

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

Hmm, maybe. What kind of bed was it? Were the scissors sharp or round edged? What color was she (You know how if you're chocked you turn white, I guess.)

 

[Rolex]

LMAO on the haircut.

Let me give you my preferred version of this riddle.

A woman is found murdered, lying in her bed. There is a kitchen knife laying on the floor next to her. The police collect it as evidence and label it as the murder weapon, rule her death a homicide and start their investigation.
The coroner arrives, examines the deceased and determines her death was not caused by the knife, since she has no wounds, but instead she died from drowning.
How is this possible?

By the way, she was blue by the time they found her.

 

[Candyman]

The woman is sleeping on a waterbed. The knife pierced the bed and she drowned as she lay sleeping.

 

[Rolex]

Close enough. Remember, she was murdered, so the killer slit the water bed and then held her under.

I'm calling it a night here, but I won't be using a water bed any time soon.

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

I've always wanted a water bed where inside there's like fish and sharks and sea stars. It would be so cool . Anyways, I've got one.

A man is going 75 in a car, he was pulled over for speeding. The police says he was going about 120. How can this be?

 

[Racer 1966]

The man was reading 75 MPH the Police was reading 120 KPH

 

[Candyman]

120 kph is roughly 75 mph.

 

[billym9]

I've always wanted a water bed where inside there's like fish and sharks and sea stars. It would be so cool . Anyways, I've got one.

A man is going 75 in a car, he was pulled over for speeding. The police says he was going about 120. How can this be?

sory coby but that was kinda really easy

 

[Rolex]

Okay, this is not another urban legend, but an actual true story. I saw the photo when it happened. I'll explain when it's solved.

A body is discovered in a field in the middle of summer. It has a fractured skull and many other broken bones, but the cause of death was hypothermia. (He froze to death) How is this possible.

 

[Jman30808]

Just because its summer doesn't mean that its not cold at night.he froze when it got too cold at night.

 

[Rolex]

It doesn't get that cold at night.