Riddle me this

[nitrogator]

my head hurts

 

[Rolex]

my head hurts

I know the feeling. I've been on this for half an hour. What makes it even worse is that I know I heard this one before.

The man who makes it does not need it. The man who buys its does not use it. The man who uses it doesn't know he is. What is it?

I'm going with "Used Toilet Paper"

 

[robmob]

Here is a hint:

Not every man or woman will actually use it.

 

[Rolex]

I'm bailing out for a while. If I shut down, it might dawn on me, but It's starting to smell of singed hair in here.

 

[SublimeRevo]

a coffin

 

[Rolex]

Ooooooh, I think you have it. I never even considered material items.

 

[SublimeRevo]

that should be it. I saw one similar to that before.

 

[robmob]

Out of the blue....coffin is correct.

This one should be easy...

It regulates our daily movements, but it feels no interest in our lives. It directs us when to come and go, but does not care if we pay attention. What is it?

 

[2000delux]

Traffic light?

 

[nitrogator]

night and day

 

[robmob]

Nope. Keep trying.

 

[nitrogator]

is it time

 

[2000delux]

Fibre

 

[robmob]

is it time

Close enough. It's a clock.

Another...

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?

 

[nitrogator]

friday is the name of his horse

 

[robmob]

It sure is.

Another quickie...

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

 

[nitrogator]

1 piece of candy

 

[robmob]

Nope.............

 

[2000delux]

A secret??

 

[nitrogator]

an ex wife