Riddle me this

[robmob]

No.

No flux capacitor either.

 

[neobart]

Damn that was gonna be my next question. :LoL:

 

[2000delux]

Crossed a date line while giving birth?

 

[Candyman]

Must be a combination of both answers. Mom gave birth while travelling from west to east across the International Date Line. The original date she gave birth to the older twin was on March 1st. But she crossed the date line before giving birth to the second twin, making her birthday February 28th. And as this is a Leap Year, their birthdays are an extra day apart. Thus causing perpetual confusion between not only them, but the whole family, friends and probably remaining an eternal thorn in the side of their respective companions.

 

[marauder]

This year Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How come?

Because the parent's were too cheap to have both parties at once? :yes:

 

[robmob]

Crossed a date line while giving birth?

Must be a combination of both answers. Mom gave birth while travelling from west to east across the International Date Line. The original date she gave birth to the older twin was on March 1st. But she crossed the date line before giving birth to the second twin, making her birthday February 28th. And as this is a Leap Year, their birthdays are an extra day apart. Thus causing perpetual confusion between not only them, but the whole family, friends and probably remaining an eternal thorn in the side of their respective companions.

That's right.

A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

 

[Rolex]

He poisoned it after he drank it. Thus causing perpetual confusion between not only them, but the whole family, friends and probably remaining an eternal thorn in the side of their respective companions.

 

[robmob]

Nope. It was poisoned before he drank.

 

[Rolex]

The poison put in there had settled to the bottom, and as he dipped into it, he got the good stuff on top, and from that point on, it kept getting stirred up.

 

[robmob]

Nope..........

 

[Rolex]

Everybody at the party had punch, but it was something else that was poisoned, and he left without eating it.

 

[robmob]

The punch was poisoned.

 

[Rolex]

He left to go to the hospital because he didn't feel well. That saved him.

 

[robmob]

Try again.

 

[Rolex]

The punch gave off deadly fumes, so by leaving, he didn't inhale enough.

 

[robmob]

Your actually getting warmer.

 

[Rolex]

He only had one. The others, who stayed, drank more.

 

[robmob]

Close, but no cigar.

 

[Rolex]

The others hadn't eaten yet, causing the poison to react quicker.

It needed two parts to react, and he didn't have the cake or whatever contained the second chemical.

 

[robmob]

No and no.

You are complicating it.

The real funny part is the site I found it on talks about how the human mind will almost always look for a complicated answer first.