- Messages
- 35,104
- Reaction score
- 1,854
- Points
- 2,198
- Location
- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called
the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called
the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found
that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!
