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A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Bubba, a redneck part-time helper, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages and thought they might have a solution.
Bubba was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bubba showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Bubba said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," said Bubba, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
"And the last thing is........ you gotta' give me a couple more weeks to come up with the $500.00."
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Bubba, a redneck part-time helper, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages and thought they might have a solution.
Bubba was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bubba showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Bubba announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Bubba said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," said Bubba, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
"And the last thing is........ you gotta' give me a couple more weeks to come up with the $500.00."
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