Is anybody else's town this strange?

[truthseeker]

This town I live in is weird. I saw a guy the other day drive up to the grocery store, park in the handicapped spot, go inside, come back out 5 minutes later with a 6-pack of Milwaukee's Best, and drive off. Not weird, you say? He was on a F$%^ING LAWN MOWER!! Is this the only place this crap happens? Don't believe it? I'm driving around with a camera so there will be some pics soon. If you're lucky, I'll have some pics of the cops trying to run cows off the road, too.

 

[Mr T-Maxx]

Hey Man, I was thirsty and didn't have enough gas to park in the back....Gimme a break.


Mr T

 

[rocknbil]

^^^ I HATE that! And people **with** the handicapped tag who get out of the car and walk just fine like the rest of us, it's more abused than welfare! Interestingly enough, the ones who seem to do that as well as back up traffic in the entire parking lot so they can get that space up front are the ones who need the exercise most, if ya' know what I mean . . . .

But yeah, I live in Southern Oregon, we have our oddities. Like the lady who is at least 70 years old who is a regular fixture downtown, stands with a sign that says "Medical Relief - legalize marijuana." She was busted more than once for passing out M.J. cookies. We drove by the other day and there she is holding out a brown paper bag, with some passers-by digging in . . . . lol

We also have a thing here called OBD - Oregon Butt Disease. A large percentage of women here are afflicted with this horrible malady. "Pear shaped is beautiful" I think is the P.C. stand on that one.

 

[truthseeker]

Geez, why couldn't I get the weed lady? Instead I get toothless broke-ass rednecks. You know, like beason.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Nah, not only have we had guys on riding lawnmowers driving to get beer, one dingus actually got a DUI for it!

 

[Got Nitro?]

Geez, why couldn't I get the weed lady? Instead I get toothless broke-ass rednecks. You know, like beason.

Man we have load's of people like that,then we have the one's that think insest is best,so they put there cousin to the test.

 

[truthseeker]

Dude, they put their sister to the test here.

 

[beason]

I'm originaly from arkansas.. nuf said.. (i never partisipated in the festivities but i know people who have) one chick i was supposed to graduate with came up preggy and droped out.. last a heard they were trying to find out if it was her brothers, dads, or grandpa's...

NO poop!!

we also had the couple that would drive around town on a mower.. they mowed yards for cash but this was also there mane mode of transport.. he was on the mower and she was on a trailer on the back.. they would always drive by my house on there way out of town to go fishin.. he had a flat one day, kept goin with her fat ass on there, then a few days later runnin on rim, then a few later down to the axle. she still setting on it.

saw them up and the local lawn equipment sales place with there mower, lookin at a new one.. like they were car shopin..

I've seen a guy take his brand new john deer out and take the deck off and proceed to perfect his wheelie ability on the mower whilst drunk.

seen a guy on a bashee come down the road by my house. hit the highway (raised up about 12 feet with a steep uphill.. clear 3 lanes of traffic at about 60mph and never let off.. landed on the other side, went up the road on that side, spun around and came back and did it again.

I'm sure ill think of more.

where i live now.. had a guy come up to sonic (local drive in) on a bike and order 2 orders of taco's NOT COOKED!! he insisted on them still being froze. when we told him he couldnt have um he got all mad and told his friends (noone was there mind you) to cmon there leaving and not coming back. someone saw him later that night at the lgs downing a 6 pack of raw eggs in the parking lot..

saw a guy blow by the resaraunt doin about 60 in a 45 laying frame with sparks and poop flying everywere.. bout ran a few people ff the road..

next door neighbor used to ride around town on his moms electric wheel chair (he was older to)

thats it for now ill remember more later..

 

[truthseeker]

Wow, man! I wonder what psycho would lay frame and drag their truck down the road like that... What a nut case....

 

[wannarunem]

I'm originaly from arkansas.. nuf said..

i think i did not inhale clinton is from there too..lol

 

[beason]

yup he is

 

[4u2nv]

Theres a guy in my town that got to many dui's so they took his license away (Years ago) and he drives his lawnmower or his golf cart all over town. Almost like clockwork you can drive by the local bar any evening and see his lawnmower sitting in the parking lot. I've wanted but havnt had a chance yet, to see his piss drunk ass drive home on it. I think thatd be awesome..lol

 

[FastEddy]

Ill one up you on the HandyCrap parking.

I have a Gimp spot in front of my store.
A guy pulls up on a motorcycle and parks in it.
I hung out and waited till he came back out and got on his poop.

He promptly told me to go fiddlesticks myself and to look at his license plate.
WELL HOLLY poop!!!!!!
He had a HandyCrap License plate on his motorcycle.....

That is just wrong!
Only In CA?

 

[beason]

i heard of a guy getting a dui on a horse but dunno where.. also two chicks got dui's when there car broke down. one was "driving" and the other would push.. cop pulled up and nailed um both with dui. lol

 

[FastEddy]

The cop puled up and nailed two drunk chicks?

 

[beason]

umm yea eddy.. sure..

 

[Got Nitro?]

The cop puled up and nailed two drunk chicks?

I wanna be a cop now.

 

[Plaidfish]

I have the guy who loast his license for too many DUIs and drives th egolf cart living across the street from me......this is the same guy I've nailed w/ my truggy full on, the same dipshit I spray w/ a hose whenever he even looks like he's stepping on the property, and the same idiot who stops people driving down th estreet and asks for 5 bucks and a ride to the corner store......now I would expect this if I lived in ghetto world but he's living in a $500k+ home and his "girlfriend" is an ex hawaiian tropic girl.......now she's his legal guardian.....talk about psychological issues w/ that whole scene....we also tested their hurricane windows by blasting golf balls w/ an 8 iron from across the street........they work.....

 

[sweetdiesel]

I want to move in next to Plaid, sounds like a fun place to live.

 

[truthseeker]

Wuss. When the local kids get on my property, I hit 'em with the paintball gun. 17 balls per second on their punk asses. To hell with the hose. Lots of pissed-off mommies in my hood. =devil