A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," the man says, "It's like this; I was playing a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into
a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it--stuck there.
That's when I made my big mistake.
"What did you do?" the doctor asks.
"Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my
wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
" I don't remember much after that!"
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his neck.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," the man says, "It's like this; I was playing a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into
a pasture of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white on its rear end. I walked over and
lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's
monogram on it--stuck there.
That's when I made my big mistake.
"What did you do?" the doctor asks.
"Well." the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my
wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"
" I don't remember much after that!"
