he most cruel thing I ever did to brake up with a girl.

[FastEddy]

I have 2 great ones.
Ill start with the most cruel one.

This chick Nancy
When I was living in Denver I purchased my first house at the age of 22. This chick Nancy just wouldn't take no for an answer. We dated for 2 months and she wanted to move in. I must have done close to everything in the book to tell her I didn't want to be with her. I even told her "I don't want to date you any more. After about 10 phone calls telling me she had to see me one more time and after receiving her class ring in the mail to to tell me how much she loved me I finally said come over.

When she got there I sent my new girl (X-Wife) to the door with no cloths on. I had her hand Nancy her class ring back after I put it in the garbage disposal and let it bounce around for a few minutes.

Women, the CATS they are, My (Now X-Wife) rolled the ring around in her tits while she was standing at the door before she gave it back.

Needless to say, I had a broken windshield and flat tire the next day but the memory was worth it.

I have an other story Ill share later.

 

[ZANDOR]

All right!

I ditched this bitch This nite..I ended up in the county Hotel.
Any way this Dumb bitch Got her self arreasted So she could yell at me.....

Edit i went to the hotel for WEll I won't get in to that

I do have more

 

[SMaxxin]

All right!

I ditched this bitch This nite..I ended up in the county Hotel.
Any way this Dumb bitch Got her self arreasted So she could yell at me.....

Now thats some crack head type poop right there LOL

 

[ZANDOR]

Now thats some crack head type poop right there LOL

LOL ya she was spun Hard!

 

[supersavage]

Thats funny poop Zandor...

About the worst I've done is paid an ex's sister $70 to tell my ex that she was sleeping with me. Definatly money well spent.

 

[godale03]

I think there are two instances that I can remember that were pretty cruel looking back on them.....

The first one...

I was 17 right out of high school and I started dating a friend of mines best friend. Well things were cool for a while, but she was only 15 and a sophmore in highschool. A really nice girl actually. The one thing was that her dad would not let her see me or go out with me. We had to sneak around. Well this got real old real quick. So I went out with some friends and met this other girl that they were trying to set me up with, well the first night she kissed me. That was it, I was on the phone the next day with the other girl telling here I didn't want to see her anymore.


The second I had dated a girl for a while, (one I worked with.. man to any of you out there who have done this know what I am talking about, and those of you that havent dated a girl that you work with... don't!) well anyway we dated for a while and then she dumped me... no big deal. Well about a year later we ran into each other and she wanted to go out again. Well I took her out showed her a good time, got her hopes up and then told her I just wanted to sleep with her.

Now that I look back on all of this... I think it was pretty messed up and I am not proud of it, but trust me, I have had women do some pretty messed up stuff to me too, so I guess what goes around comes around.

Tom

 

[Plaidfish]

dated a girl for 1 month, we went to a party in closters, NJ we all (me & friends) lived in Queens......I left the party for a beer run and came back to her fooling around in th epool house w/ some jackass, I cleared all the hard booze from the table 1 by 1 and threw th ebottles in the pool waiting for her to come out.....when she did I grabbed th efirst whore I saw and jammed my tonge in her throat and asked if she wanted a ride home....so I packed up the truck w/ as many people as I could and set our skateboards in the empty back seat...Siobahn (sounds like Chi-vaugh) sees us leaving and tries to jump in...I said sorry I traded up, filled up and now you're stuck, see ya bitch........and drove home........

I kicked my ex out after 8 years living together and NEVER let the bitch back in...she came over knocking on th edoor...I told her she had to take her clothes off before Ilet her in......she did and the neighbor walked out of his door and she freaked, started banging on the door and I just didn't answer.....


yeah I can be one cold muther fiddlesticker if you piss me off

 

[sweetdiesel]

I knew a girl that I had chased in high school for years, back then she wouldn't give me the time of day. After high school I broke out of my shell and we meet each other again in a club downtown. Now she's the one that digs me. I take her home, show her the ropes and then told her she had to leave because I couldn't sleep from her hair smelling like cigarette smoke from the club. I remember saying some thing like "Hey you gotta go, your hair stinks...."

After she left I had a cigarette and called it a night.

 

[Plaidfish]

After she left I had a cigarette and called it a night.

NICE!!!!.....

 

[FastEddy]

Thats great...
Ill hold my breath while I get off but you stink to bad lay next to me.. LMAO

Did she call you in the AM?

 

[sweetdiesel]

First rule of a one nighter is never give your phone number out. If you do, give them your ex's number so your ex will know you are getting some action without her. Jaded? yeah used to be...

 

[FastEddy]

I was dating a gal for about 6 months when she got a letter from her landlord that they were remodeling the flat she was renting and needed to move for 30 days. The landlord was going to give her 2 free months rent after it was done. She / we looked around for 3 weeks and couldn't find a place for her to move so I offered her one of my extra rooms to store her stuff in.

We co-habatated for 4 weeks while the job was being done. The 5th week she said they were taking longer then expected. The 6th week I went over to find that they were done remodeling on the 3rd week and that she gave notice she wasn't going to come back a week or so after she moved in with me.

I usually take the bull by the horns so when I got home I told her that I talked to the landlord. WOW! A sweet young (Sexy) lady turned into a raving loonitic. She couldn't believe that I broke her trust and went behind her back. We spent the next 3-4 days at war.

The 5th day at the advice of my Uncle and with his help, we took everything she owned and set it outside on the driveway and had the locks changed. The bitch wouldn't leave. She setup her bed and slept in the driveway for 2 nights. When I came home on the 3rd day the cops were there. She called them and said I beat her and tossed he out. In CA this is a mandatory night in the big house. Doesn't matter if there is proof or not. I sure wanted to beat her but this was far from the truth.

This chick had her bases covered. The day she moved in she changed her address with DMV and her records showed that MY address was her primary residence. Because of this, and me not having my lease in hand they MADE me give her the keys to my house till I could prove different. I would have to take care of this after mt Night in the Big House.

I Still don't know what transpired while I was on "vacation" but my cousin came over to house sit for me. When I got back in the AM. She was gone and there was a check for $1,800.00 on the counter that said Rent on it.

I saw her a year or so after that and all she said was my cousin belonged in an institution. To this day he still wont tell me what happened. He just grins and gives me a man hug.

 

[Plaidfish]

holy psych-OH poop bitch!!!!.....

 

[FastEddy]

holy psych-OH poop bitch!!!!.....

Yep, and that was her one GOOD attribute.

 

[godale03]

Hey Eddy,

Did the check clear?

 

[FastEddy]

No!.....

 

[Revo Rancher]

Mine is pretty tame compared to Eddy, Zandor and Plaid, but here goes...

Freshman year of college, met a girl who was attending UC Irvine, which is in So Cal, and she was from a small town in No Cal. She was also a freshman, so she knows no one, has no family down here, no car, no job. Nice girl, decent looking. We date the entire freshman year, see each other 4-5 nights a week, mostly to study, but we get along good so we talk a lot late into the night, too. Find out she is a virgin. Gets me spooked a little so going all the way gets held up for a long time. Finally, near the end of the freshman year, my parents leave for the weekend and I get the deed done.

About 2 weeks before the end of the semester, about 2 weeks after the de-flowering, I get a call from a buddy who says he has three hot chicks that he met and they know of a party. Go to his house, and sure enough, three hot chicks, all seniors in high school. Two of them turn out to be cheerleaders. Spend the night having a great time, and eventually, the one cheerleader I spotted moment one, tells me she wants to leave the party and go drive around. We leave with her best friend (a beautiful Japanese-Caucasion chick) and go pick up a different friend of mine (other friend stayed at party). We end up at the beach making out for hours, until about 5:30 a.m. Let me tell, this girl I met is perfect in body, manners, everything. I am in TOTAL love right at the get go. And she is really into me too. I saw her every day after that for a at least 2 weeks, and we ended up dating 2 years until she wigged out (parents are weird).

So, what happened to the other girl I was dating? Well, I figured I was soooo in love I couldn't jeopardize losing the new girl, so I figured that since the other girl has no car, and she was right in the middle of finals and was to go home the day after finals ended, I would just stop calling her. She called a couple of times, but I never spoke to her the rest of the school year and summer. I am sure she was heartbroken, but man, I REALLY wanted that pefect body! (She looked exactly like Wayne Gretzky's wife, if you want to imagine)

 

[Plaidfish]

my roomate is using the no communication method right now.....I hate that cause you keep getting calls for days at least......I just say it straight......DONE!

 

[FastEddy]

I just say it straight......DONE!

Its after about the 20th time you have done that, that you need to start getting creative.

I told a gal there was no way the relationship was going anywhere then would hang up the phone. Did this at least 4-5 times. Finally she asked why. I told her the only reason I dated her was to see if it was true. When she asked if what was true I replied with: That Homely looking girls with fat asses give better He*d. She wasn't homely looking nor did she have a fat ass but she got the clue.

Sometimes saying no, and being nice doesn't work at least when I was single and dating.

 

[rocknbil]

ROFLMAO!!!!



Hey. Seriously. All you f***ers who did that poop to dump these women?


EVERY ONE OF THEM FOUND ME AND TOOK IT OUT ON ME!!!


Bastards.