Best movie lines ever

[.21Rc10GT]

"If you don't chew Big Red... F*** You!" - Talladega Nights

 

[Tweak]

lol. that one is just full of good lines...


If you're not first, You're last... you said that to me on carrer day in school, I've lived my entire life by those words... I was drunk when I said that!: Taledega Nights

 

[jetmechG550]

Hey Tweakers, welcome back!

 

[robmob]

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. -Conan

 

[Karl M]

This is going to hurt. Days of Thunder
Its not too bukoo, this is a prime example of Alabama blacksnake. Full Metal Jacket

 

[on_my_can_sp2]

second place is the first looser________JOHN FORCE

 

[hamz9561]

"Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way." -Buckaroo Banzai

"Dark Helmet: How many a**holes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, a**holes!"- Spaceballs

 

[DaveM]

Car rental agent:I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal:And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f****** nowhere with f****** keys to a f****** car that isn't f******* there. And I really didn't care to f******* walk down a f****** highway and across a f****** runway to get back here to have you smile at my f****** face. I want a f****** car RIGHT F****** NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy what?

Car Rental Agent: You're f*****!


PT & A I could quote from this all day LOL

 

[olds97_lss]

Yeah... it's funny to see a white haired white dude that pissed!

Although, that's one of those "uncomfortable" movies... You know there's a sad sappy ending coming at some point. John Candy was a funny man, RIP.

 

[.21Rc10GT]

"Does this look like spit to you?"
"Yeah"
"Ahh, F*** it" - Super Troopers

"So, hows your shooting today?"
"Dead on, like always"
"Nice, but what about this little fella?"
"That little guy right there? I wouldn't worry about that little guy right there." - Super Troopers

 

[hamz9561]

"Who wants a mustache ride?" - Super Troopers

 

[rossb]

Bond...James Bond

 

[Clintd]

Say what again, say.. WHAT.. AGAIN.. I dare you mutha f***a, say what one mor god D*mm time. (Pulp fiction)

 

[neobart]

Vesper Lynd: How was your lamb?

James Bond: Skewered...........one sympathizes.

Casino Royale

 

[rcnut143]

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. -Ferris Bueller

 

[AC48]

"Lower back tattoo...might as well be a bullseye."

"Rule #76, no excuses, play like a champion!"

-Wedding Crashers

 

[Heisenburg]

"This is only temporary, unless it works." (Red Green)

 

[Jamr]

We have been laughing out loud at this one lately.
"Get that corn outta my face!"

 

[Heisenburg]

"Ghostbusters" (1984)
Peter: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head, remember that?
Egon: That would have worked if you didn’t stop me.