Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and heard that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
I hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and heard that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"