Bad day for fishing

[Rolex]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and heard that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

 

[Nitrotrout]

HAHA! Good one!

 

[hamz9561]

I wondered why she said that... =devil

 

[moe7404]

that isnt what she said to me.

 

[hotrodrob]

Stop bullshittin, we all know it was godale

 

[Rolex]

ALL you idiots need to get out of our bed. I'm trying to sleep in on a rainy day....

HEY! Whose hand was that?

 

[moe7404]

does your wife talk that much all the time?

 

[hamz9561]

Moe, stop touching Rolex so we can all go back to sleeping with his wife.

 

[godale03]

Stop bullshittin, we all know it was godale

Rolex.....Hamz wants to know if you want to go fishing this weekend?

 

[Alexander_0_1]

Moe, stop touching Rolex so we can all go back to sleeping with his wife.

Awe, I was just trying to steal a cuddle, ROLEX Let go my hand.......why do you have Velcro gloves on, anyways?

 

[moe7404]

OH sorry i was sleeping. some ones hands are cold.

 

[Rolex]

Rolex.....Hamz wants to know if you want to go fishing this weekend?

Thanks, but I can't. I'm meeting someone in Maryland when her husband goes to work.

 

[digger]

DAMN!


Can't listen to anything the weatherman says. I hid in the closet. Glad ya went to sleep quick.


Ya have plenty of pants in the closet, please put a pair on. Let me know when ya go fishing again.


Hope you are doing well my friend.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Baaaaaaaaaaa

 

[moe7404]

will my 01 dakota pull your boat. and ill need some fuel for your boat.

 

[hamz9561]

I thought I saw his wife giving you some money a few minutes ago, Moe.

 

[moe7404]

she got it out of rolex wallet. but its only $50. i need more beer than that. when they call me, moe 6 pack, its not about my abs.

 

[hamz9561]

I don't have 6-pack abs either. Mine are more like a keg...

 

[godale03]

DAMN!


Can't listen to anything the weatherman says. I hid in the closet. Glad ya went to sleep quick.


Ya have plenty of pants in the closet, please put a pair on. Let me know when ya go fishing again.


Hope you are doing well my friend.

So that's the sound I heard in the closet!!! Scared the crap out of me!!

Rolex....my wife asked if I was going fishing this weekend...weird huh?

 

[Rolex]

Half a dozen people sleeping in the same bed. I might have known that would attract our resident hillbilly.
Good to see you digger. So, you've come out of the closet?

Umm, godale, what time do you leave?