Whatcha Eating?

[Xraycer]

I swear the plates get smaller and smaller.

What, too much self respect to be carrying 4 plates, at a time, back to the table......each time? Its a Chinese buffet! You need to proudly flaunt your inner trailer park spirit!

 

[CertifiedMike]

What, too much self respect to be carrying 4 plates, at a time, back to the table......each time? Its a Chinese buffet! You need to proudly flaunt your inner trailer park spirit!View attachment 260287

I just pull my table and chair right next to the buffet. Fewer dirty dishes, less time wasted.

 

[Xraycer]

I just pull my table and chair right next to the buffet. Fewer dirty dishes, less time wasted.

Pfft
I just eat right out of the buffet stations!

 

[Guest D]

Smokin some pig

 

[CertifiedMike]

Smokin some pig
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Theres a bad joke about blue lights in here somewhere...

That looks incredible!!!

 

[kbear]

What, too much self respect to be carrying 4 plates, at a time, back to the table......each time? Its a Chinese buffet! You need to proudly flaunt your inner trailer park spirit!View attachment 260287

I just pull my table and chair right next to the buffet. Fewer dirty dishes, less time wasted.

Pfft
I just eat right out of the buffet stations!

You guys are my kinda funny. I never thought about pullin' my chair up to my favorite section of the buffet. Something to plan for the next time.

 

[Doom!]

Pro Tip: Bring an office chair, easier to roll from station to station.

 

[desmobob]

Between leftovers from a Christmas party and early Christmas gift goodies, I've been chowing down on this kind of stuff. Just add crackers and it's dinner! Feta-stuffed pepperoncini, garlic-stuffed manzanilla olives, pitted Kalamata picante, sliced jalapeños, uncured sopressata, roasted red pepper, etc.

 

[9x19]

Pro Tip: Bring an office chair, easier to roll from station to station.

... and out to the car when they ask you to leave.

 

[CertifiedMike]

Pro Tip: Bring an office chair, easier to roll from station to station.

A chair with adjustable height and it MUST swivel!!! You need to be able to spin around ULTRA fast!!!

"How is everything here? Can I offer you a drink?"

This should be met with snarls and flying food. Let them know who's REALLY boss of the buffet!!!

If you can scare the waitstaff, you can buy yourself another plate or 2 of food before the cops show up.

 

[Littlemotor]

Between leftovers from a Christmas party and early Christmas gift goodies, I've been chowing down on this kind of stuff. Just add crackers and it's dinner! Feta-stuffed pepperoncini, garlic-stuffed manzanilla olives, pitted Kalamata picante, sliced jalapeños, uncured sopressata, roasted red pepper, etc.

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[kbear]

Been a minute since I've had a smothered Burrito for lunch.

 

[Chubaka]

Wookies din din

 

[kbear]

 

[Horatio]

A chair with adjustable height and it MUST swivel!!! You need to be able to spin around ULTRA fast!!!

"How is everything here? Can I offer you a drink?"

This should be met with snarls and flying food. Let them know who's REALLY boss of the buffet!!!

If you can scare the waitstaff, you can buy yourself another plate or 2 of food before the cops show up.

 

[CertifiedMike]

He's the reason I don't trust waiters!

 

[fstnd]

more cheezzz

 

[Guest D]

 

[Tunedfrog]

Bacon cheeseburger patties and apple cinnamon coffee cake.

 

[Xraycer]

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Bacon cheeseburger patties ....

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Let's combine these 2 for