AHHH he's just making you think he's retarded...he's really very intelligent and just waiting for the perfect moment to kill you and keep your wife all to him....it's really a sordid story I'm sure you know all about....
man...A picture really is worth a thousand words....
He sleeps on top the monitor of my PC for warmth... he likes to be warm I guess. But it keeps me from having to high a wattage bulb on my desk, or he'd start on fire.