Glad I am not married anymore!!!
Oh yeah, remember that a woman in labor is worse than any case of PMS out there!!!
The moral of the story, never get married so you\'ll never have to stay when she\'s doing the PMS thing and never knock her up so you don\'t have to deal with the labor room chat (at least if you do knock her up make sure well in advance you have a prearrainged plan how to not go through the labor room but still be able to be there in the delivery room)!