Trying to sort out this heap...

[Jahmonit]

As I mentioned in my introduction I have acquired a mass amount of RC stuffs... I'd like some help compiling a list of what all I have here... Any information I can get would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Nitrotrout]

There's a strong possibility the Funny Cars/ Dragsters you have were made by New Era Models. You can find pictures of them on Bing Images, Google images, etc.
and better compare to what you have.
Your other cars are tough to identify with the bodies on them. If you could post pics with the bodies off and include pics of any identifying markings that would help.

My initial guess is your two road cars are Team Associated of some sort (guessing by the stickers on the rear spoilers,) the tires and control arms on your mini monster truck appear to be Team Losi possibly?