Today's joke: Old Man

[Rolex]

A 90 year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never
felt better. I have a 19 year old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he
was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally
picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he
got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside
the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang,
bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90 year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot
that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

 

[olds97_lss]

LOL... there's something wrong with you!

 

[Rolex]

Thank you....Thank you very much.
That's the recognition I strive for.

 

[SaVaGeR21]

uhh... i dont get it
savager

 

[ImBroken]

That was a good one.... lol

 

[Arrow]

that was great

 

[jon2]

uhh... i dont get it
savager

Ummm somebody else got her pregnant!!! Lol It was a funny one!!

 

[El Pirata]

uhh... i dont get it
savager

Me either.

 

[mcvickj]

hehe...good one.

 

[itsme]

Thats Funny Right There, I Needed That! :LoL:

 

[El Pirata]

Can anyone please explain where the funny part is to the knuckle draggers?

 

[SaVaGeR21]

now i get it. but i dont see how it is really funny??
savager

 

[El Pirata]

Throw me a clue here, I'm drowning....

 

[olds97_lss]

The doctors story was telling you that an elderly man tried to go hunting with an umbrella as opposed to a gun. He made a bang bang noise and the beaver died. Obviously, someone else that the elderly hunter didn't see actually shot the beaver.

Moral of the story, 90 year old probably isn't going to get anything pregnent and his 19 year old bride is either cheating on him with someone or had a bun in the oven when they got married.

I thought you were kidding about not getting it. Now I don't feel so bad about looking "mook" up in the dictionary...

 

[El Pirata]

Now I don't feel so bad about looking "mook" up in the dictionary...

You'll see a framed picture of me.

Oh yeah, thanks for explaining it to me. There are a few details Iam still lost on but I think I got the gist of it now, well not really but almost.

 

[Arrow]

beaver is a slang word for female genitalia just in case... and well shot can have other dirty parts to it :x i think the jokes funny

 

[Rolex]

Thanks, Olds and Arrow for helping out here.
EP, I'll let you slide on this one and not look up 'mook' to see your photo.

 

[El Pirata]

Yeah you should probably wait until after you've had your morning coffee.

 

[olds97_lss]

You'll see a framed picture of me.

Yeah, it was weird though, the guy in the picture that was there had a baseball cap on instead of a straw hat... it kind of threw me off!

 

[Malakai3]

did he have a pink shirt on too?

Love that vid, El Pirata, was that a women's blouse? At the one bash with skymaxx and stuff, I think...

Either way, that Joke was funny as hell!