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You were talking about mosquitos..

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Mosquithoes. Trying to suck me dry.
Many years ago when my dad lived in Santa Barbara, you should have seen the looks when I asked for the smoking section in a restaurant... I felt like a criminal!!
I usually toss my roach out pulling up waiting on the brownie to kick in so i can feel warm and fuzzy. 😝🤪
 
was writing a reply email to a customer's question when I accidentally pressed the keyboard combo for "send immediately", this normally would be fixed with a follow-up email...except my customer is from a country whose customers can be a picky and unpredictable bunch (you can literally provide them the best service they could ever ask for and they would not rate you 5 out of 5 for who knows what reason, my friend told me his first hand experience); i did spin up a follow-up email to apologize for the mistake and answer that customer's question, but who knows what they think of me at this point

you flop at least once in everything you do in life; i guess this would be my first in customer service
 
Hate when this happens 😭 🤣

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there was a mosquito in the warehouse after me this morning. odd considering it was a bit to cold for a mosquito but whatever, it didn't bite me. just finished lunch, damn mosquito is in the break room! like wtf. so i had a paranoid lunchbreak. but as far as i can tell no bites.
 
We had toilet cast iron vent line crack near an office the other day. The lady in the office was crying because the smell was so bad it was causing her to get sick and dizzy. She had to go to the doctors because of it. In the bathroom, the H2S was 1-PPM, which is nothing. Today, we had to have a meeting to discuss this "dangerous" gas and how to prevent it from returning. I said, "If H2S is so dangerous to people, these people should never relieve themselves of fecal matter, should never pass flatus, or be in an area where Flatulence will take place. Also, we better have our wastewater treatment plant workers wear gas masks all the time." The ladies boss told me this was not a time to make jokes or mock the situation. I responded with "Ma'am, I am not making a joke of this. I am just stating the facts. To be make this as simple as possible, H2S is the exact thing as a fart." The room got really silent, the City Manager chuckled, and the Risk manager said I was right.
 
We had toilet cast iron vent line crack near an office the other day. The lady in the office was crying because the smell was so bad it was causing her to get sick and dizzy. She had to go to the doctors because of it. In the bathroom, the H2S was 1-PPM, which is nothing. Today, we had to have a meeting to discuss this "dangerous" gas and how to prevent it from returning. I said, "If H2S is so dangerous to people, these people should never relieve themselves of fecal matter, should never pass flatus, or be in an area where Flatulence will take place. Also, we better have our wastewater treatment plant workers wear gas masks all the time." The ladies boss told me this was not a time to make jokes or mock the situation. I responded with "Ma'am, I am not making a joke of this. I am just stating the facts. To be make this as simple as possible, H2S is the exact thing as a fart." The room got really silent, the City Manager chuckled, and the Risk manager said I was right.
Safety...
 
Tried a different deodorant because I was in a pinch and it left a red rash on my armpits ow. I stopped using it and got the deodorant I usually get but ow it hurts.
been there done that. apparently i have sensitive skin. weird considering the amount of chemicals i get on me on a daily basis with no issue. it's like what in the hell are they putting in that deodorant?
 
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We had toilet cast iron vent line crack near an office the other day. The lady in the office was crying because the smell was so bad it was causing her to get sick and dizzy. She had to go to the doctors because of it. In the bathroom, the H2S was 1-PPM, which is nothing. Today, we had to have a meeting to discuss this "dangerous" gas and how to prevent it from returning. I said, "If H2S is so dangerous to people, these people should never relieve themselves of fecal matter, should never pass flatus, or be in an area where Flatulence will take place. Also, we better have our wastewater treatment plant workers wear gas masks all the time." The ladies boss told me this was not a time to make jokes or mock the situation. I responded with "Ma'am, I am not making a joke of this. I am just stating the facts. To be make this as simple as possible, H2S is the exact thing as a fart." The room got really silent, the City Manager chuckled, and the Risk manager said I was right.
Wait a minute. Are you telling me theres a way to measure fart potency? Where do I get that meter? We'll be placing bets at work with it and I'm pretty sure my 2 feet of missing intestine will finally be usefull!!
 
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