The Daily Rant Thread

[CertifiedMike]

Bought a new Coleman cooler......it leaks

Ok, you guys gotta start using your heads here!

EBAY!!!

This is a rare and limited edition thermodynamically challenged aero and hydrodynamically enhanced and modified Coleman PLUS cooler. $109.95
ONLY ONE AVAILIBLE!!! ACT NOW BEFORE ITS GONE!!!

 

[Guest D]

flexseal tape and foam spray. it'll fix it for sure.

The leak is from where the drain goes through the body. I know in old school coolers those where threaded. I probably could tighten that up or put a gasket in if it's the same. If not I'll try to return it. I'm more pissed about all the water in the kitchen

I'll figure it out once all the ice melts.

 

[Guest D]

Ok, you guys gotta start using your heads here!

EBAY!!!

This is a rare and limited edition thermodynamically challenged aero and hydrodynamically enhanced and modified Coleman PLUS cooler. $109.95
ONLY ONE AVAILIBLE!!! ACT NOW BEFORE ITS GONE!!!

New self draining technology!

 

[CertifiedMike]

The leak is from where the drain goes through the body. I know in old school coolers those where threaded. I probably could tighten that up or put a gasket in if it's the same. If not I'll try to return it. I'm more pissed about all the water in the kitchen

I'll figure it out once all the ice melts.

New self draining technology!

We bought 2 styrofoam coolers this weekend with EXACTLY this technology! Shame on me for thinking a styrofoam cooler should also be waterproof!!!
Guess who's trunk we discovered BOTH leaks in???!!!
Weathertech did its job this weekend kids!!!

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

i just remembered that back in like 2000/2001 Kyosho made a nitro stadium truck (Ultima ST something or other) and now i want one. no idea why. i hate it when my brain does stuff like this.

 

[CertifiedMike]

i just remembered that back in like 2000/2001 Kyosho made a nitro stadium truck (Ultima ST something or other) and now i want one. no idea why. i hate it when my brain does stuff like this.

Your brain is powerless!!! Give in!!!

KYOSHO RULES!!!

 

[Littlemotor]

"this job wouldn’t exist if it weren't for the customers"

Fixed.

 

[9x19]

another day of "this job would be great if it weren't for the stinking customers"

Would you have a job without customers? Wait, you're in California... disregard the question.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

customers are fine, but some customers suck. the job would still exist without the sucky customers. todays PITA customer is one that only orders like 2 or 3 times a year but the orders are larger and they want it yesterday. pretty sure we wouldn't have any problems getting by without the 40something units we sell them a year.

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Your brain is powerless!!! Give in!!!

KYOSHO RULES!!!

no! i have enough obsolete stuff in my collection. not to mention it wasn't a popular truck and I'm sure finding one and then finding the parts needed to keep it going would be almost impossible (at least for my tax bracket)

i also remembered there was a nitro Evader ST...
man i think i just have nitro stadium trucks on the brain today.

 

[CertifiedMike]

customers are fine, but some customers suck. the job would still exist without the sucky customers. todays PITA customer is one that only orders like 2 or 3 times a year but the orders are larger and they want it yesterday. pretty sure we wouldn't have any problems getting by without the 40something units we sell them a year.

no! i have enough obsolete stuff in my collection. not to mention it wasn't a popular truck and I'm sure finding one and then finding the parts needed to keep it going would be almost impossible (at least for my tax bracket)

i also remembered there was a nitro Evader ST...
man i think i just have nitro stadium trucks on the brain today.

RULES....

 

[Doom!]

Whatsa Kyosho? is that some kind Korean Boy Band?

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

currently under a tsunami advisory.

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

i have to many things ordered right now, its hard to keep track of them, especially when the damn tracking info USPS keeps giving me is wrong. things are on time for Thursday and apparently showing up today. things that are supposed to get here Friday are supposedly coming later than expected and will be here Monday. which means they'll probably be here Friday or Saturday. my ebay item was supposed to ship from Colorado but shipped from Florida (!?). and will be here whenever the hell they feel like it cause the shipping info hasn't updated sense Monday afternoon (which says Wednesday ). like wtf.

 

[CertifiedMike]

Whatsa Kyosho? is that some kind Korean Boy Band?

You have angered the Kyosho Gods!!! Receive your punishment!!! Earthquakes, eruptions, tsunamis!!!

currently under a tsunami advisory.

AND ANOTHER THING...!!!

 

[Doom!]

AND ANOTHER THING...!!!

Is that one of their hit singles?

 

[Suburban_Hooligan]

You have angered the Kyosho Gods!!! Receive your punishment!!! Earthquakes, eruptions, tsunamis!!!

AND ANOTHER THING...!!!

there may be something to that. it was an earthquake (i heard an 8.something) off the coast of Japan that caused the tsunami advisory.

should we all go buy Mini Z's or something?

 

[CertifiedMike]

Is that one of their hit singles?

I just hope you are 1 or more miles inland when you say things like that!

ALL this, right in your front yard!!!

 

[Doom!]

I just hope you are 1 or more miles inland when you say things like that!

ALL this, right in your front yard!!!

I'm good with getting beach front property.

 

[CertifiedMike]

there may be something to that. it was an earthquake (i heard an 8.something) off the coast of Japan that caused the tsunami advisory.

should we all go buy Mini Z's or something?

I'm good with getting beach front property.

And lottery tickets.
Mail it all to me before it gets wet!

Beach front? You'll be 20,000 leagues deep!!!

 

[Doom!]

I'm in almost the center of the state, don't think I'm too worried about it. We could use the water.