The Corrupted Wish Game

[Rolex]

Wish granted, but you'll have to work doubles on the other 6 days.

I wish they could name a bridge after Chuck Norris, but NO ONE crosses Chuck Norris.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted but they build it close to your house, traffic backs up and you can't push your Savy around outside and make vroom vroom noises.....wait never mind it don't go outside


i wish i had one of these.....

OFNA TWIN TITAN!!

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted. You have one of those, but it cost so much that you had to sell your 1:1 and now have to use it to go to work.

I wish that Rolex's Savvy would gather dust and mud in its hermetically sealed glass case, so he'd have something to do.

 

[HPI-Killer]

Wish granted, but the case becomes infused with mud and can't be opened therefore making him suffer all day every day


I wish I had my Man Card

 

[Phins Fan]

Wish granted but its only good for 2 free tampons!!

I wish the hair on my backside would migrate to the top of my head and not the other way around!!

 

[HPI-Killer]

Wish granted, but the hair divides in half, one going up, and one down, and there isnt a cutting tool sharp enough to sheer through the bush...


I wish I were made of money.

 

[Rolex]

Wish granted. Now you're all green and wrinkled.

I wish I had a great big watermelon.

 

[robmob]

Granted, but Gallagher comes along and smashes it spraying it all over your Savage.

I wish I had some of my lunch left since I'm still hungry.

 

[mayrider]

wish granted but you had to throw the original back up to get left overs

I wish the village idiot at work would leave me alone.

 

[godale03]

wish granted but you had to throw the original back up to get left overs

I wish the village idiot at work would leave me alone.

Wish granted! Except now he waits until you leave for work and he starts showing up for dinner unexpected, and your wife doesn't understand why he is so annoying, and thinks he is just charming!

I wish Rolex would come over and clean my RC's!

 

[robmob]

Granted, but he isn't wearing any pants and won't leave.

I wish I had thought to make a vid of my cat running around with a shoelace hanging out of his butt along with the removal of it and posted it on You Tube so when it went viral I made $100k plus off of it. You don't see that everyday. LOL

 

[mayrider]

I don't even know how to reply to that LOL

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted but the ASPCA sues you for $1,000,000.


I wish that my sister's cat wouldn't try to love on me so much and use me as a climbing tree.

 

[Rolex]

Wish granted, but now you ARE a tree and dogs will pee on you constantly.

I wish my dinner was ready. I'm REALLY hungry.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted, But when you get it out of the oven you realize you set the time on 3 hours instead of 30 minutes and its burnt to a crisp.

I wish i could get rid of this headache.

 

[Vetteklr]

Wish Granted, But when you get it out of the oven you realize you set the time on 3 hours instead of 30 minutes and its burnt to a crisp.

I wish i could get rid of this headache.

Wish granted but now it burns when you pee.

I wish I didn't have a hangover...

 

[TRXaddict]

Wish granted, yet since you will no longer have hang overs youll drink till your liver fails.

i wish i had a twin turbo supra !

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted. Unfortunately all it has is a pair of turbos, no engine.


I wish Hollywood would stop making stupid remakes and do something new.....

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted but now they make all move in B&W and no Sound.

I wish I had more things to buy for my RC car.

 

[godale03]

Wish granted but now they make all move in B&W and no Sound.

I wish I had more things to buy for my RC car.

Wish granted! Except now you have put so much money into the new parts that you are afraid to get it dirty, so you spend all of your free time polishing it.

I wish I didn't take life for granted and learned to live life more simply and enjoy every second I have with my kids.