The Corrupted Wish Game

[Rolex]

Wish granted. Just rub their magic little heads to get a pleasant response.

I wish the jackass across the hall from me would quit setting off his smoke alarm.

 

[hamz9561]

Wish granted! With no smoke alarms, your complex burns to the ground, melting your new computer and your Savvy into slag.

I wish that I could get my neighbors upstairs to stop turning their stereo so loud that I can't hear my TV.

 

[godale03]

Wish Granted! Except now you find out why they had the stereo up and it ain't pretty!!

I wish Krispy Cream donuts were not so bad for you!

 

[neobart]

Wish granted, turns out Krispy Creams donuts are good for you blood plate count. Unfortunately they discover they are known to cause cancer in California.


I wish my damn neighbor's little rugrat would stop yelping all the damn time.

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted but now the dog barks twice as loud.

I wish there were such things as XRAY Glasses.

 

[godale03]

Wish granted but now the dog barks twice as loud.

I wish there were such things as XRAY Glasses.

Granted! Except now you walk around and all you can see is peoples internal organs.

I wish the demotion at work I just recieved today was all one bad dream....

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted but now your stuck in a repeating dream.

I wish hop-up parts came free.

 

[neobart]

Wish granted, but it's all Integy parts now so you're forced to do a Rolex and constantly polish and buff your RC's.

I wish I could do school all over and put more effort into it.

 

[HPI-Killer]

Granted, but you revolve your entire life around one subject and abandon your friends. Your defanition of a party is sitting down and solving problems.


I wish that I could be the richest man in the entire world and all the ladies I can handle!

 

[godale03]

Granted, but you revolve your entire life around one subject and abandon your friends. Your defanition of a party is sitting down and solving problems.


I wish that I could be the richest man in the entire world and all the ladies I can handle!

Wish granted! Except now you are wanted by the IRS for tax fraud and all the ladies claim to be having your baby.

I wish I had Rolex's wit, and love for living life without pants!

 

[Rolex]

I wish I had Rolex's wit, and love for living life without pants!

Wish granted but when YOU don't wear pants everyone just points and giggles.

I wish all these beautiful women would stop pointing at me with such wide eyed admiration.