The Corrupted Wish Game

[nautcasprt6]

Well here is another one to alternate with the previous game.

Anyway, the first poster makes a wish. The second poster grants that wish, but there are consequences to it.

EXAMPLE
First poster: I wish I had a million dollars.
Next poster: Your wish is granted. However, your wealth attracts robbers, who break into your house and steal everything. I wish I had a pie.
Next poster: Wish granted, but it's a poison pie that kills you. I wish I had a puppy.
...and so on. Note: as always no consecutive posts by one member - Thanks!

I wish I had a 1/5th HPI Baja :

 

[grgbulldog]

You're wish is granted of course, but the 1st day you take it out you get a little gutsy and try to jump a pond. It goes in, you never find it again.

I wish I had a newer 1:1 with 4x4.

 

[HPI-Killer]

Wish granted, except the first real trail you get to, half way in you will snap your axle and blow a tire.

I wish I had a Pompadour

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted, but with the upkeep of a pompadour comes flammable hair gel, you light your cig and suffer 3rd degree burns on your face and head.


Wish i had a NEW Traxxas Summit.

 

[hamz9561]

Your wish is granted, but the LiPos you run in it explode and burn it to the ground.

I wish I had a life outside of RC.

 

[HPI-Killer]

Wish granted, but you become heavily interested and involved in role playing medi-evil fairs and are a virgin until 40 years old thats too much fun!


I wish I was Chuck Norris

 

[neobart]

Wish granted, but the wild hair growth causes your grooming bill to run amok, causing you to file for bankruptcy.


I wish I had a hammer.

 

[hamz9561]

Your wish is granted. All of your problems now look like nails that you must hammer on for all eternity.


I wish I owned the rights to the entire Beatles song catalog.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted, but you will hit your thumb causing the nail to fall off, get infected, and you eventually lose your entire arm.


I wish i had a better paying job.

 

[Lessen]

Wish Granted, but after one year, a new car and a bigger house, you'll wish you had a better paying job.

I wish my motivation to do was as intense as my motivation to envision.

 

[Rolex]

I wish my motivation to do was as intense as my motivation to envision.

Wish granted, but now that you've gained the motivation to do, you've lost the motivation to envision.

I wish I had the ability to achieve my pinnacle of mediocrity.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted, but now that your just mediocre, we can't enjoy all you RC builds.


I wish i had Rolex's RC talent!

 

[hamz9561]

Granted, but now you can no longer drive them; just push them on the floor yelling vroom, vroom.


I wish that I owned a Mercedes Benz Dealership.

 

[frickenjoey]

Wish granted but you found out that it was actually just a scam and your supplier was only sending you YUGO's

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I wished for something and didn't get it.

 

[tmaxxfreek]

wish granted, but now if you wish for a million dollars, you just get a dollar.


I wish i could fall asleep at a decent hour.

 

[frickenjoey]

Wish granted but that is because accidentally ate sleeping pils with you laxative and you wake up to.......

I wish my package from Hobby King would just fricking show up finally

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted but that is because accidentally ate sleeping pils with you laxative and you wake up to.......

I wish my package from Hobby King would just fricking show up finally

Wish granted, but the box is full of Gremlins who keep replicating.

I wish It was lunch time already.

 

[robmob]

Wish granted, but you eat something from Taco Bell which proceeds to run through you at a high rate of speed and you spend the rest of the day spittin' mud in the toilet.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

 

[nautcasprt6]

Wish granted, but you eat something from Taco Bell which proceeds to run through you at a high rate of speed and you spend the rest of the day spittin' mud in the toilet.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

Wish for a wish Granted. You now have a Wish.

I wish I didnt have the gas from lunch. (I actually do now, LOLOL)

 

[tmaxxfreek]

Wish Granted, But if you didnt have the gas you would swell up and implode.


I wish i worked weekends and was off thru the week.