Sweetdiesel's Poor Wife

[Monkey Wrench]

It seems our good friend Sweetdiesel has finally pushed his lovely bride over the edge with his truggy project.

NEW YORK — If only I had a nickel for every time some lady waving a hubcap around in the air trying to steal peanuts from a newsstand stripped naked and ran out into traffic in broad daylight for no reason other than she was serving up a heaping helping of crazy pie…

I believe I’d have … um … about 5 cents.

One can only assume that morning motorists in Pittsburgh were a little more than surprised to see the aforementioned scene, which reportedly started with an altercation involving a fully clothed woman at a Greyhound bus station and ended with cops escorting said woman, sans duds, to a psychiatric hospital.

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reports the brouhaha began when the woman spit on someone at the bus station and two other ladies tried to calm her down.

As fate would have it, she wasn’t planning on calming down at all.

She struggled free -- ripping off part of her shirt in the process -- and moseyed on over to the Smithfield News, waving a hubcap (why not?) around in the air.

"She was acting really weird and she tried to steal some peanuts so we asked her to leave, but she kept coming back in," Diana Jackson, a clerk at the store, said.


After failing to plunder peanuts, the woman freed herself of all of her clothes and ran onto a busy boulevard, bringing curious commuters to a standstill.

"Traffic was completely stopped and everyone was just staring at her," Jackson said. "I've never seen anything like that."

The would-be peanut thief ran off before cops could get there, but they eventually caught up with her at a nearby park and took her to the hospital.

She’s not facing charges, Pittsburgh police spokeswoman Tammy Ewin.

 

[sweetdiesel]

Just wait until she hears about the Innerbee Irock crawler I want to buy...should I just cut my balls off now or wait until she does it in my sleep.

 

[vbgagnon]

Cut them off and bring them to the doctor so they can preserve them.

 

[jon2]

Just wait until she hears about the Innerbee Irock crawler I want to buy...should I just cut my balls off now or wait until she does it in my sleep.

No man deserves that... Invest in a steel chastity belt and itch cream.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Just wait until she hears about the Innerbee Irock crawler I want to buy...should I just cut my balls off now or wait until she does it in my sleep.

Wow, that's kind of a toss up, man. If you cut your own balls off, it's like asking Jenna Jamison, "Can you tell your girlfriends I'd rather just watch a Disney movie tonight rather than re-enact "Culigula"? I'm really bushed."

On the other hand, having the wife cut your balls off as your asleep dreaming of you, Jenna Jamsion and her girlfriends acting our "Culigula" is a real bummer as well!

In the end, it's moot, because you, Jenna Jamison and her girlfriends are never going to act out "Culigula", no matter how hard you want it to happen. So, you might has well get the crawler and just dry-hump yourself to pictures of RC chassis'.

 

[robmob]

Since you have 1 kid already. She already has one nut in a jar on the mantle. Just go ahead and buy the crawler and get the other one cut off. It will happen anyway when you have another child.

 

[sweetdiesel]

True, true, and true. It's only money right? Nads are replaceable...I think. onder2:

 

[HeartBreak]

True, true, and true. It's only money right? Nads are replaceable...I think. onder2:

As seen on Penn & Tellers' BS:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9615545/

I'm sure they can make man-sized ones.

 

[RatzoRC]

Just wait until she hears about the Innerbee Irock crawler I want to buy...

Talk to Imbroken. Hot deal on his...

 

[sweetdiesel]

Talk to Imbroken. Hot deal on his...

That is the one....the bug has bitten again!

 

[olds97_lss]

Invest in a steel chastity belt

Make sure it's stainless... I'd have to think rust would pose a problem