Should children witness childbirth?

[SMaxxin]

Should children witness childbirth? A Paramedics true experience…





Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The

house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl

to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he

helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his

bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the

wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in

the first place.....smack him again!"

 

[hamz9561]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Plaidfish]

OHMAGAWD...I just peed in ma pants a lil.....

 

[Rolex]

That's funny. An amazing place. We spend the first 9 months of our existence trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

 

[robmob]

LMAO. Good one.

 

[grgbulldog]

true true

 

[Monkey Wrench]

That's great, Pete! Friggin' hilarious!

 

[bentover]

Nasty and hilarious, just like the Flavor Flav Roast!!

 

[Timmahh]

omg that Roast was TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!
Totally full of BS. the only highlites were Ice T and Snoop talking about blunts and being TOO HIGH!

But the joke up top, was better than ANYTHING anyone said at the roast, except for the part Snoop dogged Lisa Lampanelli for her NASTY Crotch. Now THAT Was FUNNY>