Riddle me this

[robmob]

Correct. They were from a set of triplets, quadruplets etc.

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says 'Thank you' and walks out. Why?

 

[nitrogator]

because thank you sounded better than getting shot

 

[robmob]

True, but no.

 

[Mattyfats420]

because the man had the hicupps? instead of the water he scared the crap out of him with the gun and they went away lol

 

[nitrogator]

well i am heading home be back on later

 

[robmob]

because the man had the hicupps? instead of the water he scared the crap out of him with the gun and they went away lol

You got it.

 

[Mattyfats420]

wow thats amazing cuz that was a total shot in the dark lol....yay me!

 

[Rolex]

that was a total shot in the dark

That's an incorrect statement. Yes, it's dark in the bar, but nowhere does it say that he fired a shot.

 

[Candyman]

Well, the "gun" could have been one of those things that they pour the drinks from. So the bartender could have pointed the "gun" at the guy. Pushed a button and filled a glass of water. And the guy is hooked up. So it could have been a "shot" in the dark....

 

[nitrogator]

ok whats the brain burner today?

 

[robmob]

A young Rolex sits quietly on a stoop rolling a singe die over and over. Each time the die stops rolling, he picks it u, examines it, and whispers something to himself.

Each time he rills a one, he whispers, “15”.
Each time he gets a six, he whispers, “20”.

Rolex just rolled a three. What number will he whisper this time?

 

[nitrogator]

is it 17

 

[robmob]

That was fast.

I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back. What am I?

 

[nitrogator]

police car

 

[robmob]

Nope........

 

[beason]

a hurst

 

[robmob]

Hmmmm. I guess I will accept that answer since it kinda sounds like HEARSE.

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

 

[nitrogator]

she took all her frustrations out on a vodoo doll

 

[robmob]

Uh, no.

 

[Jman30808]

Day dreaming