Riddle me this

[robmob]

It's getting harder to come up with decent riddles not everybody has seen.

 

[nitrogator]

you can do it this is the most popular forum you have started a group of riddle solvers

 

[robmob]

Behold! Before you sits Rolex, the laziest man in the entire world! Known far and wide for his aversion to physical activity, this slug has designed his house so that he can grab anything without leaving the comfort of his recliner.

Using an elaborate set of tools, including a fishing rod, extendo-arm, and high-energy magnets, this legendary loafer has put everything in the room within his reach. However, despite all of his efforts, there is one place he can’t reach without getting off his duff.

Where is it?

 

[nitrogator]

the toilet unless he is soiling the chair

 

[robmob]

He is wearing Depends.

 

[Rolex]

LMAO!! I picked a fine time to show up!

Maybe I should sit this one out, since I obviously know the answer.

I made a copy since it went to the next page.

Behold! Before you sits Rolex, the laziest man in the entire world! Known far and wide for his aversion to physical activity, this slug has designed his house so that he can grab anything without leaving the comfort of his recliner.

Using an elaborate set of tools, including a fishing rod, extendo-arm, and high-energy magnets, this legendary loafer has put everything in the room within his reach. However, despite all of his efforts, there is one place he can’t reach without getting off his duff.

Where is it?

Can't help but wonder if it's my ass.

 

[nitrogator]

under his recliner

 

[robmob]

Under his recliner is correct.

 

[Rolex]

Under his recliner is correct.

I'm thankful that I have no reason to reach under it.

 

[robmob]

You have scattered a deck of 52 cards and one joker facedown on a table so that you don’t know which card is where.

Next you start turning the cards over one by one. Assuming that you can’t flip the same card twice, what are the percentage odds that you will turn over all four aces before you turn over the joker?

 

[nitrogator]

is it 25%

 

[robmob]

Try again.

 

[Rolex]

20%.......

 

[robmob]

20% is correct.

 

[Rolex]

I've already won Samsonite luggage and furniture from Broyhill. Are the twin Jet Skis coming up soon?

 

[nitrogator]

I've already won Samsonite luggage and furniture from Broyhill. Are the twin Jet Skis coming up soon?

the next prize is a tool to reach under your chair

 

[Rolex]

the next prize is a tool to reach under your chair

LMAO... if it holds the keys to the jet skis, I'm willing to get up.

 

[robmob]

Which of these words doesn’t make the sound of silence?

Note
Rythym
Rest
Treble
Chord
Scale

 

[Rolex]

Treble ..

 

[nitrogator]

scale ..