Riddle me this

[Rolex]

7.......

Mom and Dad, that's 2. 4 daughters, that's 6. Then all 4 girls have the same brother. 7.

Give them their lovely parting gifts, Rob.

 

[2000delux]

7, 2 parents, 4 daughters and 1 son

****DAMNIT!!! I give up

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!!!

You even have a 12 hour head start over me from your time zone, 2000delux.

 

[2000delux]

Hahaha gimme my box of rocks I'm gona go cry in the corner

***I'll blame the connection or my typing speed....... yeah thats it my typing speed

 

[robmob]

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

 

[Rolex]

I think he's all out of rocks. Are you smarter than an ice cube?

He's a minister or priest.

HAH Here's your bag of ice cubes.

 

[robmob]

What has a mouth but can't chew?

 

[Rolex]

A River !!!

Is this the lightning round?

 

[robmob]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

 

[Rolex]

Let me go or I'll kill you too. lol

 

[robmob]

You actually go it...................




















wrong.

 

[Rolex]

haha.....

"I am a liar"
???


Not sure on this one. True, 4 years. False, 6 years. If he made NO statement there wouldn't be a sentence, but the riddle says he did.

Here's your chance, 2000. I have to go spray another coat on my new lid.

 

[2000delux]

Hahaha I'm thinking, I'm thinking - was going to say he stated he was innocent (lol) but thats never going to be it!


*****Whats the new lid??

 

[SublimeRevo]

you will sentence me to six years.

 

[robmob]

That's right.

He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.

See how long this one takes.....

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

 

[SublimeRevo]

Queue. Had to do a dictionary check on that one for spelling.

 

[2000delux]

Ahh thanks - I have some old ones not as good as Robs but he seems to have found something else to do :
Only three words in standard English begin with the letters " dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them

 

[Rolex]

Dwarf and Dweeb.
Those are my friends, Dwight and Dwayne.

 

[2000delux]

***thanks whoever that was

LOL is dweeb a word?? If it is there is 4

Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

 

[Rolex]

A dweeb is somewhere between geek and nerd.

OOoh ooh....Dwell

The last one I think might be lettuce.